2020/21 Fabian Delph

[Death]

Pushed down a hill more like

My fellow Dubliner we both know if we can keep Delph fit he can be good at LB to shore up a Carlo 1-0. No use having Digne bombing up the wing leaving us exposed.

 

[John from Bootle]

Pushed down a hill more like

He'd get stuck half way down and be there for 18 months.

 

[neil999]

Probably my favourite Everton player

 

[dublinbluenose]

My fellow Dubliner we both know if we can keep Delph fit he can be good at LB to shore up a Carlo 1-0. No use having Digne bombing up the wing leaving us exposed.

I have some clematis growing in my garden at a noticeably quicker pace than Delph is over 10 yards

 

[John from Bootle]

Probably my favourite Everton player

Ban flap hide

 

[Jimishorts]

Needs to have some dignity.

 

[ArtetaMoney]

Our new skipper.

 

[The binman chronicles]

Our new skipper.

Everyone in that room is thinking the same thing...shut up you prat.

 

[Connor]

Bottom of the Mersey please Uzzie

 

[MikeH72]

Our new skipper.

I can’t watch that, it’s too cringeworthy. He is just waffling out of his backside, what he’s saying doesn’t mean anything, it’s just word salad.

 

[Connor]

 

[allen]

I’m not even bothered about what he’s doing or how attached his legs are from one week to the next.

Roll on June 2022.

 

[Jacob]

It would be more of a Press Release if he was actually fit on the lines of assume hes injured unless informed otherwise. A liability of a player all round and additionally a negative addition to team spirit.

 

[malfosse]

Our new skipper.

He should go into management with innovative ideas like that.

 

[ArtetaMoney]

He should go into management with innovative ideas like that.

The new Pep.