What drives you mad about your partner

COYBL25 · February 28, 2021

No8Bally said:
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lol

I`m not allowed to cook or do the shopping, as I`m " too stupid " to get it right, this is despite the fact that I somehow survived living by myself for ten years !!!

chicoazul · February 28, 2021

Monogamy is the biggest ruiner of anyone’s sex like.

degsy · February 28, 2021

chicoazul · February 28, 2021

degsy said:

Degsy!

Prevenger17 · February 28, 2021

I think I do far more that drives her mad, but the need to clean up immediately and on the fly is slightly irksome, she just can't leave things till later. Also, we have a fairly cliche she's too cold/I'm too warm type of dynamic. Of course we compromise by closing the windows and cranking up every heater in the house

degsy · February 28, 2021

COYBL25 said:
Talking of the telly, you`re just settling into watch the footy, a film or a programme you want to watch and she decides it would be the perfect time to try and engage you in any kind of conversation.

The net result is a massive row about you being and ignorant pig and " not being like this when I first met you " lol

I'm watching something, which I can do with her back ground Jibber Jabber.
Then the JJ starts to ramp up...and I really need to listen to what ever shight she's going on about.
So I press the pause button
Yes dear
Then it all kicks off about how rude I am and if thats your attitude I won't tell you...not that I give one.
You just watch your program
Sometimes I get lucky and its off to bed

chrismpw · February 28, 2021

COYBL25 said:
lol

I`m not allowed to cook or do the shopping, as I`m " too stupid " to get it right, this is despite the fact that I somehow survived living by myself for ten years !!!

God this. Plus I have no idea how to stack the effing dishwasher that I bought and used for 10 years before I even knew she existed. Crack on, load it yerself then!

Jebus_lives · February 28, 2021

COYBL25 said:
Oh and going out to buy milk and bread and somehow managing to come back with a load of cushions as well.

Those cushions then go with all the other cushions in the not needed and completely pointless cushion mountain.

Those are your milk drinking cushions

The Penalty Box Dancer · February 28, 2021

Would anyone like to swap for a life of hook ups and doing whatever the hell you want?

Tipp blue · February 28, 2021

Going out for dinner, her with her salad reaching over for my chips.....if you want chips then order chips it's only €2.. I wouldn't eat a full portion... it doesn't matter order the chips I'll eat what you don't.

degsy · February 28, 2021

chrismpw said:
God this. Plus I have no idea how to stack the effing dishwasher that I bought and used for 10 years before I even knew she existed. Crack on, load it yerself then!

And when the error icon for blocked filter comes up tell her to pay for it herself.
There's an Ad on local tv about NOT rinsing plates before you put them...save 40L of water.

Rinse the kin plates...half a roast potato and some carrots wont pass through the filter
I'm saving 40L of water...which is nearly a big steel drum full...
Have you any idea just how much 40L is
No.
Gives up

...

Kurt. · February 28, 2021

I give myself a monthly spends allowance, I work away for 4 or 6 days at a time so don’t spend anything whilst at work, however, when I get home she has never been shopping as she “just has a sandwich when you’re not here” so the first thing I do is go out and go a shop, I’ll take her car as “I haven’t had chance to get petrol this week, it’s not on the red yet” so I’ll fill her car up with petrol. This happens 2 or 3 times a month so inevitably towards the end of the month I’ll take an extra bit of spends out the bank.... all hell breaks loose then because I spend too much money lol lol lol