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Sassy Colombian
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Hahaha, little you can say when someone is brilliant from a young age lol
witchdoc187
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Good job they only speak Spanish. No idea where he learned it. When I say "who taught you that?" He says "Hades". Who's the 3 year old next door who can barely speak Spanish let alone swear in English. Hard not to laugh really.
Sassy Colombian
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Lol that's even more clever, he using the language they don't understand to say his colorful comment. Maybe he learned it from his smart dad
witchdoc187
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not sure teaching him "baby fcker" was a smart move. hahaLol that's even more clever, he using the language they don't understand to say his colorful comment. Maybe he learned it from his smart dad
Lord Buckethead
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summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
As you do. lol
Sassy Colombian
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To me they look more like smiling pumpkins lol
Spadge Vernacular
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summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Crap name.
Sassy Colombian
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Don't mess with an octopus unless you want to be punched lol
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‘The Angriest Octopus’ Lashes at a Tourist on an Australian Beach (Published 2021)
In a widely shared video, a lunging octopus in Australia earned a mild response from the man being targeted by an arm: “Oh, golly.”
Charles Hawtrey
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Do you have an octopus theme going on - saw the invisible octopus earlier...Don't mess with an octopus unless you want to be punched lol
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‘The Angriest Octopus’ Lashes at a Tourist on an Australian Beach (Published 2021)
In a widely shared video, a lunging octopus in Australia earned a mild response from the man being targeted by an arm: “Oh, golly.”
toffee82
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I think the words "after he did the" should have replaced the hyphen.Crap name.
Sassy Colombian
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Hahaha, I didn't realize it but since you pointed it out I seems I did have an octopus theme going, perhaps because we were going to the beach camping for a few days that ocean creatures were on my mind and post. The funny thing is that today my daughter got a souvenir stuffed animal and I was trying to persuade her to get a cute octopus. I guess I'm having an obsession with them lol
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