Newspaper stories to make us laugh...

[tommytowne]

In todays Times.
NHS authority in Brighton declaring that term breastfeeding in the Maternity unit, to be discontinued and chestfeeding used so as to satisfy current gender sensitivities. The term mother also to be discouraged using instead parent of birth.

 

[tommytowne]

In todays Times.
NHS authority in Brighton declaring that term breastfeeding in the Maternity unit, to be discontinued and chestfeeding used so as to satisfy current gender sensitivities. The term mother also to be discouraged using instead parent of birth.

Will I get into bother if I say that once Brighton was mentioned, I was not surprised?

 

[summerisle]

 

[summerisle]

St Leonards man who built ‘Eiffel Tower’ in front garden told to take it down - pictures

A St Leonards man who built a replica of the Eiffel Tower for his wife after plans for a trip to Paris were dashed by Covid-19 has been told to take it down.

www.hastingsobserver.co.uk

 

[Sassy Colombian]

St Leonards man who built ‘Eiffel Tower’ in front garden told to take it down - pictures

A St Leonards man who built a replica of the Eiffel Tower for his wife after plans for a trip to Paris were dashed by Covid-19 has been told to take it down.

www.hastingsobserver.co.uk

The wife must be crazier than him for letting him built it.

 

[Sassy Colombian]

Wouldn't this be considered cheating on Lent lol

Ohio man forgoes food for 46-day Lent 'beer diet' - UPI.com

An Ohio man is marking the Christian tradition of Lent by giving up solid foods for 46 days and getting the majority of his sustenance from beer.

www.upi.com

 

[Alan Whittle]

Will I get into bother if I say that once Brighton was mentioned, I was not surprised?

I would rep you if I could.

 

[Eggs]

I would rep you if I could.

....big game tonight.

 

[Alan Whittle]

....big game tonight.

Their best chance to beat us at theirs for a while. We have injuries, a lack of confidence and a low spirit around the place. Expecting the worst.

 

[-Rob-]

I doubt the quality of her holes has ever been in question.

 

[kev]

Their best chance to beat us at theirs for a while. We have injuries, a lack of confidence and a low spirit around the place. Expecting the worst.

I know you're not, but you're in danger of sounding very kopite there AW lol lol

 

[Alan Whittle]

I know you're not, but you're in danger of sounding very kopite there AW lol lol

Oh my word!
skulks into corner.

 

[witchdoc187]

I fckng knew it! lol

My 4 year old son called the neighbour a baby fcker yesterday the clever barsteward

 

[Jimishorts]

Oh my word!
skulks into corner.

How you feeling today Alan?

What a weekend.

 

[Alan Whittle]

How you feeling today Alan?

What a weekend.

Great weekend!
Tired and sore throat. Otherwise splendid thanks