Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....

[JimmyJeffers]

Mans a walking testicle JJ.

Old man’s scrote

 

[The Penalty Box Dancer]

DUNCAN FERGUSON MANAGER PROFILE 2029

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[Yarrgh]

Need some bolstering for the next season. Splash the cash Coasters!

 

[JimmyJeffers]

DUNCAN FERGUSON MANAGER PROFILE 2029

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Bit shook up by the news that Duncan’s relationship with Adam Sandler is not what it once was.

 

[maccavennie]

Bit shook up by the news that Duncan’s relationship with Adam Sandler is not what it once was.

I think it was when Duncan refused to let him go and make another movie during pre season Jimmy. You know how he's always been acting 1st , football 2nd and Duncan has just got sick of it.

 

[NeroCeasar]

DUNCAN FERGUSON MANAGER PROFILE 2029

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Can't believe it's 2029 tbh, feels like only yesterday it was 2021

 

[maccavennie]

Can't believe it's 2029 tbh, feels like only yesterday it was 2021

We are living our lives in dog years mate.

 

[NeroCeasar]

We are living our lives in dog years mate.

Glad I caught you mate, wanted to ask if there is any chance you can bring your mother(with her machete) to Millwall away? Sounds like we could do with her protection

 

[maccavennie]

Glad I caught you mate, wanted to ask if there is any chance you can bring your mother(with her machete) to Millwall away? Sounds like we could do with her protection

Yeah mate don't worry she'll be there. There's 2 tear ups my mum wouldn't miss for the world

Millwall away
Boxing day sales at Primark

She ain't known as Machete Mary for nothing mate.

 

[Jimishorts]

DUNCAN FERGUSON MANAGER PROFILE 2029

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3 stars? 3 fkin stars. Mans a Coasters legend, should be pushing for 5 by now.

Out of contract next season and we need to get him on at least another 5yr contract. Make it happen Haythornwaite ya useless carpetbagger.

@The Penalty Box Dancer, thanks for posting, couple of questions.

are the coaching and mental stats out of 20?

are we looking strengthen our goalkeeping options?

can you post the expanded career milestones/stats pages?

why isn’t our scouting network global seeing that we are the latest north-western powerhouse?

is there any similar stats for big Dunc pigeon fancying?

Thanks in advance

 

[Jimishorts]

Yeah mate don't worry she'll be there. There's 2 tear ups my mum wouldn't miss for the world

Millwall away
Boxing day sales at Primark

She ain't known as Machete Mary for nothing mate.

She always got a jumbo sausage to hand when we go to Forest Green.

 

[NeroCeasar]

Yeah mate don't worry she'll be there. There's 2 tear ups my mum wouldn't miss for the world

Millwall away
Boxing day sales at Primark

She ain't known as Machete Mary for nothing mate.

Super stuff, maybe if you find the right moment you might remind her what colours we wear, who is on her side etc, don't want a repeat of happened poor old Larry. Known as Larry the legs on the way up there and two days later in hospital he is legless Larry. Have to say I've always admired the way he never testified, stand up guy is Larry

 

[maccavennie]

She always got a jumbo sausage to hand when we go to Forest Green.

Always well prepped my mum and a pro with her hands. The things I've heard she's done with a sausage is legendary

 

[maccavennie]

Super stuff, maybe if you find the right moment you might remind her what colours we wear, who is on her side etc, don't want a repeat of happened poor old Larry. Known as Larry the legs on the way up there and two days later in hospital he is legless Larry. Have to say I've always admired the way he never testified, stand up guy is Larry

I think I'll make sure we all wear stickers this time just so she can separate us from that rabble.

 

[Yarrgh]

Can't believe it's 2029 tbh, feels like only yesterday it was 2021

Only 8 years since Gove and Bo Jo got caught in flagrente delicto and got sacked. What a wild year 2021 was ...