Probably looked in the crowd and saw yours hanging out the second half. You'd obviously forgot to zip your fly up, was gonna tell you but gormless gary couldn't keep his eyes off it and we all know he's got a crush on you.
Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....
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The Penalty Box Dancer
Player Valuation: £35m
WISDOM BANNED FOR FOUR MATCHES
After receiving an initial two match ban, the FA have decided to extend it to four matches for his conduct against Birmingham City. Fylde have appealed against the further two match ban.
After receiving an initial two match ban, the FA have decided to extend it to four matches for his conduct against Birmingham City. Fylde have appealed against the further two match ban.
No surprise. Like I said earlier, you simply can't be getting your todger out and trying to slap the opposition with it. Surprised it ain't an 8 game ban.
Pretty sure this now means we'll need tk shuffle the pack and bring ALLAWAY BACK!!!
mmmmsnouts
Player Valuation: £40m
Bottle job: engaged
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £80m
Was acceptable way back in 2020 but just can’t get away with that now. The games gone soft if you ask me but those are the rules. Heaven forbid what these namby pamby football bureaucrats would make of Danny Rowe charging around ebbsfleet with one of his 3 day erections
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Now I'm no conspiracy theorist, but since "they" pulled the plug on Bunzo's takeover, we had PEDing do us in the cup and Flaccid Wisdom being done on a stuck up charge.
Something ain't right. They just can't handle a rampant Fylde. Who are they you might ask? Well let's just say, that my reliable youtube source says that the league is controlled by Blackpool (illuminationsati) and Forest Green (Vanon).
Also the F in UTFC, is believed to be the word Freedom by this cabal. When we all know it stands for what Hendo was caught doing with Cheryl from the post office when he was only supposed to be finding out how much a big parcel was supposed to cost for delivery.
Something ain't right. They just can't handle a rampant Fylde. Who are they you might ask? Well let's just say, that my reliable youtube source says that the league is controlled by Blackpool (illuminationsati) and Forest Green (Vanon).
Also the F in UTFC, is believed to be the word Freedom by this cabal. When we all know it stands for what Hendo was caught doing with Cheryl from the post office when he was only supposed to be finding out how much a big parcel was supposed to cost for delivery.
How'd the appeal go. Can't be doing without big micks tackle (pun very much intended)
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
I'd like to know where in the rule book it says you can't use your manhood to tackle an opposing player. Besides, he took the ball as well.
Philw
Player Valuation: £50m
FIFY.
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £80m
In my day, if we didn’t come back into the changing rooms with a bruised helmet, the coach would make us go back out and smash our willies off the goal posts.
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £80m
Quick! To the court house!
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Based on a series of children stories wrote by none other than Mick Trousers snake Wisdom.
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