Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....

[cronullasharks]

Dirty Doris is known for her own 'impromptu dirty protests' which I believe can be quite disconcerting if you are not expecting them. She's left more than a few Fyldeans scarred for life with her 'scatter gun approach' to lovemaking apparently.

She's a filthy old bint, rumours are she's what came between hendo and all the way when they had those fisticuffs at the xmas party.

 

[Yarrgh]

She's a filthy old bint, rumours are she's what came between hendo and all the way when they had those fisticuffs at the xmas party.

That explains the cryptic reference to 'enjoying a nice sh!t sandwich' in the club's official twitter account after the last xmas party.

 

[The Penalty Box Dancer]

FERGUSON BACKS ANCELOTTI

Results have been inconsistent and Everton have dropped down to 12th place after being around the top 5 for the first half of the season. Duncan Ferguson has urged the club to stick with Carlo Ancelotti as he is the man who can turn this around and get Everton back to where they should be.

DF:Everton will not get a bigger name than Carlo Ancelotti and he has started to build a good squad at Everton. I wish them the best of luck and they are still the club that I love and always will be.

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[The Penalty Box Dancer]

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[JimmyJeffers]

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Glad to see that big dunc is still respected and listened to at goodison

 

[mmmmsnouts]

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[Yarrgh]

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That's why this is the most Everton thread there is at the moment.

 

[maccavennie]

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WELL A CANNAE SPEEK LADDIE!!!!!!!

Are Everton about to get the old song back out the loft

Duncan had a pigeon a pigeon a pigeon
Duncan had a pigeon a pigeon he had
It flew in the morning
It flew in the night
And when it came home it was covered in........ Oils spills and plastic bags

That's right children of tomorrow, you need to save the world today because yesterday is too late.

 

[cronullasharks]

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Always hated that penny pinching Scott McKay, I'd hate to be an Everton fan right now.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Always hated that penny pinching Scott McKay, I'd hate to be an Everton fan right now.

The scouse Blackpool mate. I hear their fans stalk players using plane tracking websites and create fantasy formations using players they are never going to sign.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

WELL A CANNAE SPEEK LADDIE!!!!!!!

lol lol lol

 

[JimmyJeffers]

 

[Yarrgh]

To be fair, compared to Ferguson, what has Ancelotti ever achieved in football?

Remember when the bright lights of Bolton lured the managerial phenomenon away? Could Everton do the same? I don't think I could handle following them - can you just imagine the untold misery?

Coincidentally on Flight Tracker, there's a Cessna leaving Blackpool International Airport and heading directly to John Lennon Airport.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

To be fair, compared to Ferguson, what has Ancelotti ever achieved in football?

Remember when the bright lights of Bolton lured the managerial phenomenon away? Could Everton do the same? I don't think I could handle following them - can you just imagine the untold misery?

Coincidentally on Flight Tracker, there's a Cessna leaving Blackpool International Airport and heading directly to John Lennon Airport.

I’ve got live CTV footage of a tricycle leaving mill farm headed directly to Stanley Park!

 

[Yarrgh]

I’ve got live CTV footage of a tricycle leaving mill farm headed directly to Stanley Park!

Which edge of the park though?!?!