Confirmed Signing James Rodriguez

[AmericasToffee]

Good?


Nah. Tis the work of an unhinged lunatic who should only be allowed crayons and a colouring book.

F all Tommye, I spent all weekend on that.

 

[H.H.]

I think i read hes been involved in a goal every 102 minutes over the last 4 or 5 years.

So I'm looking forward to him finding form.....

It's a lot easier to be involved in goals when you play for a team who are one of the biggest in the world, have regularly won the Champions League and in the domestic league of 20 you play for one of the two teams who regularly win it by scoring lots of goals.

 

[IvanovicTheBlue]

I think i read hes been involved in a goal every 102 minutes over the last 4 or 5 years.

So I'm looking forward to him finding form.....

I'd back myself to be involved in a goal every 102 minutes playing with Bayern against the teams they play in the bundesliga.

Not sure I'd be too optimistic about him trying to play in DCL or Walcott though.

 

[Connor]

Strange that there's lots of new posters popping up on this fourm who only seem to post negative things about all things everton, don't you think?

Just between me and you I think the players were being linked with have got them lot a bit riled. I can tell you though because you're obviously a blue.

James is going to be and still is amazing. Pulling off this signing will be the biggest signing everton have made in over two decades.

Lots of Reds on here these days

Weird, but True

 

[Harryflashman]

Lots of Reds on here these days

Weird, but True

imagine winning the league for the first time in 30 years and caring what your perennially underachieving neighbours were up to ? Weird is the right word

 

[arch stanton]

I just read these threads for the laughs personally.
Lads spend all day posting contract breakdowns, amortisation of said contracts over extensions to contract etc etc etc then they go in the Brands thread and call him clueless. Absolute fruitcakes the lot of them.

I blame Esk for it all

is right Thomas

 

[MACCA75]

Can’t believe we are signing this dud when Jeff Hendrick was available

 

[GwladysPhil]

Rubbish hipster take of the year.

not really, Saha at United and for us was a real tallent. Lukaku was a boss slotter and I’ll always love that clumsy solo goal against Chelsea, but talent wise theirs no competition.

 

[seer]

I'd be really excited if this was 2014.

But it's not. It's 2020.

What's next, signing Aguero in 2028?

Ahhhhh nowwwww I understand what RT is .... Red Tw@

 

[matty1878]

Literally can’t wait for him to smoke the rest of the prem

 

[Neiler]

imagine winning the league for the first time in 30 years and caring what your perennially underachieving neighbours were up to ? Weird is the right word

Not really a real season though was it.

Weirdly I still think of City as Champions.

 

[MikeH72]

not really, Saha at United and for us was a real tallent. Lukaku was a boss slotter and I’ll always love that clumsy solo goal against Chelsea, but talent wise theirs no competition.

LOOOOOL

My overriding memory of Saha is him going nearly a full calendar year without scoring despite starting every game.

 

[Kure]

Literally can’t wait for him to smoke the rest of the prem

He's Colombian not Jamaican, he'll snort the lot of them.

 

[matty1878]

He's Colombian not Jamaican, he'll snort the lot of them.

 

[zook]

not really, Saha at United and for us was a real tallent. Lukaku was a boss slotter and I’ll always love that clumsy solo goal against Chelsea, but talent wise theirs no competition.

Can you explain what was clumsy about it? Genuinely curious