Confirmed Signing Abdoulaye Doucouré

[Moomin]

If you know the name of the player you can't sign him.

Gotta find Gonzalo Jimenez who plays for Amazon Rainforest Utd in order to be classed as a proper signing I think.

Unfortunately he rejected our offer as we play in non-ventilated shirts.

 

[ToffeeTim]

Lazy scouting this

I sometimes wonder do we scout outside of the premier league

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Not watched loads of him, but he’s seemed alright when I have

How much?

 

[TheSecondComing]

I sometimes wonder do we scout outside of the premier league

Literally so many options and we’ve ended up with a lazy fart.

You would think Brands being European would have signed players from abroad.

Gomes and Mina that’s it thus far isn’t it?

Dear lord that’s Pathetic.

 

[tim cahill]

To be fair to him he's probably scored more goals than our entire midfield combined over the last few years so I could probably be persuaded to get on board with this.

 

[Saint Domingo]

Allan / Doucoure / Gomes

It's a yes from me.

Allan Doucoure Gbamin. Just forget the football bit and physically overpower everyone.

 

[Eggs]

...oh @Moomin, another one bites the dust.

 

[Rothanaa]

Would be a brilliant edition to our midfield. A formation of 4-3-3 with Gomes, Allan & Doucoure is brilliant.

 

[KaiserEFC]

Literally so many options and we’ve ended up with a lazy fart.

You would think Brands being European would have signed players from abroad.

Gomes and Mina that’s it thus far isn’t it?

Dear lord that’s Pathetic.

Have we signed him then have we?

 

[Saint Domingo]

Literally so many options and we’ve ended up with a lazy fart.

You would think Brands being European would have signed players from abroad.

Gomes and Mina that’s it thus far isn’t it?

Dear lord that’s Pathetic.

Digne Gomes Mina Kean Gbamin Bernard - outside of the prem

Richarlison Delph Iwobi Lossl - inside the prem.

Rumoured signings of Allan Arias Doucoure are 2:1 split of outside the prem to inside.

 

[roydo]

Literally so many options and we’ve ended up with a lazy fart.

You would think Brands being European would have signed players from abroad.

Gomes and Mina that’s it thus far isn’t it?

Dear lord that’s Pathetic.

Kean, JPG, Digne, they are on him arnt they? Oh, soz, agenda driven bellends.

 

[Jayhow15]

So why do all our crabs get such a hard time.

4 managers on.

That’s just blatant excuse making.

Well surely our lazy scouts picked up on that.

 

[Nymzee]

Kean, JPG, Digne, they are on him arnt they? Oh, soz, agenda driven bellends.

Bernard from Ukraine.

 

[Jayhow15]

Kean, JPG, Digne, they are on him arnt they? Oh, soz, agenda driven bellends.

He's a WUM. Gotta be.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

He's slow
He's French
He's sitting on our Bench,
Abdouleh, Abdouleh!