Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....


cronullasharks said:
Wife "why is your alarm going off before 6 on a sunday"

Me "a guy on that Everton forum is playing football manager and using a team called Fylde and I'm following the results and we could win the leag..."

Wife "pack your bags and f off and don't come back"

Me "i agree with you there mate"
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You’re obviously the hero we deserve but not always need, what with that and JJ’s christening, numbers could be well down at Torquay.

*sad smiley face.
 


The Penalty Box Dancer said:
Should be on the last update Mac with the Tranmere result
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Cheers mate. Torquay need a point to be mathematically safe so that's a tough game for us. Though Boreham Wood are in the play off spot so they'll wanna lob in a decent performance.

So by my mathematical calculations and x + y = z TPBD, I think (though I ain't certain because sometimes the y likes to change to a w and then we'll have to invert the pivot of the calculation) a win and we'll be champions, a draw and there'll be loads of us wearing brown trousers (which were blue before kick off) and a defeat will see us back in the play offs where we'll get beat after going down to 9 men after 11 seconds and scoring 2 own goals.

I finish work at 4, then up to me mums to get her benefits, back home, grab a bed sheet and write something nasty about Torquay, a couple of cans of Specialz Brau and I'll be ready for 9pm.

Ive heard we are taking a massive following to this one. Instead of the 20 seater mini bus Rita puts on, I've heard we've also had to hire a 50 seater coach (though 25 seats have been taken up by the first team and staff)
 

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