That is the absolute greatest worst idea they've come up with so far lol
Honestly, whoever is passing these ideas to journalists are just seeing if the journalists are stupid enough to actually publish it. "I've got an idea, we'll make the players wear strap ons with a big 1 meter dildo attached and if they touch it'll make a noise like operation"
24 hours later, posted in the Daily Mirror "players to wear 2m spears with poisoned tips in new way to keep social distance during 6 minute, 4 quarter matches"









