Ross Barkley joins Chelsea, er, Villa on loan

[NilSatisOptimum]

The only thing creative about Barkley at this point is trying to figure out what he's going to do next because he doesn't have a clue the thick tit

Its a grand old team to support... With plain honest opinion.

 

[BigBlueConk]

Did somebody say bring a blue home?

 

[paulbefc]

West Ham will be a challenge for him.

If he could settle at that level, he could still have a decent PL career as a valued player, rather than a bit-part squad player, as he's been at Chelsea.

Obviously Everton should be looking for much, much better than Barkley.

 

[deipnosophist]

The only thing creative about Barkley at this point is trying to figure out what he's going to do next because he doesn't have a clue the thick tit

I've always assumed Rossco's "I'm a thick tit" persona is just a shtick. Remember the detective Colombo (Peter Falk)...he played dumb as well and fooled people into revealing incriminating evidence.
Bottom line?: Rossco would make a fine detective.

 

[Death]

Surely the vaults need to be broke out here on the Roscoe fanboys. I’m sure I remember people being ridiculed for proclaiming he will end up at Newcastle or west ham in a couple of years.

Seems to be happening with time to spare.

 

[deipnosophist]

The moral of this entirely sad, anfractuous imbroglio?: .....don't goose a gangsta's GILF*

*strictly speaking, it was the RS supporting ma of a gangsta that Ross goosed...but she was old enough to be a GILF, and in the interest of alliterative impact, I have stole some poetic license

 

[Rob17896]

Did somebody say bring a blue home?

Perhaps, but not a thick one. Talented but a single instruction is too complex for the oaf. Better off playing for Tranmere or that sort of level

 

[verreauxi]

He is so dim-witted I feel sorry for him. Hope he's saved up money for his retirement (meaning I hope someone smarter than him told him to save money for later rather than invest it in timeshares, Arabian racehorses, penny stocks and google-glasses).

 

[4737carlin]

Another player we got too much for

 

[Rook]

never did thank us properly for getting his hamstring back in shape so that he's fit enough to sit on Chelsea bench for all those years.

 

[Death]

The moral of this entirely sad, anfractuous imbroglio?: .....don't goose a gangsta's GILF*

*strictly speaking, it was the RS supporting ma of a gangsta that Ross goosed...but she was old enough to be a GILF, and in the interest of alliterative impact, I have stole some poetic license

In the name of alliteration you got to explore the grey areas. It was worth it.

 

[Death]

Another player we got too much for

Hope Chelsea didn’t keep the recite.

 

[deipnosophist]

In the name of alliteration you got to explore the grey areas. It was worth it.

areas of grey can present interesting exploration...they matter.
Suffice to say, it's possibly a short trip exploring Rossco's grey matter...

 

[Death]

areas of grey can present interesting exploration...they matter.
Suffice to say, it's possibly a short trip exploring Rossco's grey matter...

a short stroll swiftly through his sally noggin

 

[Toffee in Jandals]

Watching him today, it's weird how he never seems to run at defenders anymore, which was always his strength. Just seems to do the fancy flick-ons and playing teammates in.