Match Thread Everton v Brighton & Hove Albion - Preview, Match Report & MotM Poll

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Bernard looking lively today.

 

[ToffeeTim]

Oliver bottled it cause it would have meant a red card. Hes always been a weak ref.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

 

[Zezti]

We didn't get that pen because Walcott tried to stay on his feet. If he falls to the ground and rolls around, we get it.

 

[Ollie d]

Cor so close from Bernard's pasa

 

[Tubey]

The brain on Bernard. In a decent team he'd be sensational.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

I proper love Bernard. Think Rich didn’t quite read that in time.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

We didn't get that pen because Walcott tried to stay on his feet. If he falls to the ground and rolls around, we get it.

Against a backdrop of the club (Marco Silva), sniffing Mike Riley's VAR chair.

 

[DanEFC92]

Doubt there's a club that's been shafted by VAR more times than we have.

 

[Tubey]

We didn't get that pen because Walcott tried to stay on his feet. If he falls to the ground and rolls around, we get it.

Again, that's not the rule, but we all know that. VAR just makes it up as it goes along.

 

[navidson]

We didn't get that pen because Walcott tried to stay on his feet. If he falls to the ground and rolls around, we get it.

Why would that make a difference? The ref spotted the infringement, just didn't think it was a penalty

 

[deipnosophist]

Can't believe Keane is playing, dear Lord didn't see him before.

I cut Snail some slack initially because, until his boyhood mattress was sent to his new Liverpool digs, he was terribly homesick,..and I’m talking Ross Pottinger-like levels of homesickness.
But now, I have concluded he’s a massive big girl’s blouse lacking intestinal fortitude and testicular whereabout.
To be fair to Ross Pottinger (or Potty, as we cleverly nicknamed him), once he stopped blubbering every 30 secs, he hardened up a little and participated in camp life with something approaching testosterone. Thankfully, back then, soy was not pervasive like it is now...man-boob creator is soy.

 

[PeregrineT]

Looking good to start, just need to turn those into shots.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Well on top, look composed and assured...

 

[LinekersLegs]

Nice play again by Bernard