rylojr
Player Valuation: £10m
I was in a flat today, at least i think it was a flat, there was a this is anfield sign above the front door, so im not sure.
Im auditing a job, and the cretin who lived there was pestering me from the moment i walked in "a mate red or blue".
I said blue, his little face lit up, i see stuff youll never see, first words out of his mouth. Never met him before. I was in madrid yer no, 2nd sentence.
I though here we go again.
He then went on a 20 minute tirade about how bitter blues are, while, without a hint of irony saying how he hopes the new stadium is a white elephant and we end up in the championship, citing man city as an example. When i pointed out man city have been the team of the decade so far, he immediately switched to how everton havent got any fans outside liverpool.
Still dont know his name, but he did remimd me why im glad to be a blue, even now, in this mire, because im not one of them. Even if we go down and they win it all, well never be that.
Which in his case is a 50 odd year old man with a stevie g poster up in his living room living in a 1 bed flat in ellesmere port.
"Ill see things youll never see" yeah mate its called the ellesmere port job centre.
Did he answer the door wearing only soiled y-fronts?
Sounds like a right stranger-danger, him