Summer Transfer Window 2019

[deipnosophist]

As long as his mum doesn’t resort to a voodoo...

Voodoo is a Caribbean gig (Haitian mainly). I think Mrs Lukaku was in Africa when she visited 'the doctor' (although I will have to check the transcripts from the AGM to confirm that). I still laugh when I recall the Carpetbagger recounting that tale...

 

[deipnosophist]

I still can’t believe the majority shareholder of Everton thought it was a good idea to mention voodoo in connection to a players mum at our AGM.

did he mention the word 'voodoo' though?...I thought he mentioned 'witch doctor'. Whatever, it was a golden moment in WTF humour

 

[Seathestars]

Here's the highlights for that Andreas Skov Olsen. Defending and keeping looks dodgy but he looks good at finishing with both feet and quite big for a wide player

Reminds me of Ronaldo that kid, it’s a yes from me

 

[Seathestars]

I just want an absolute goal pig. A poacher, a pacey devastating finisher... We need one if not two

Yes, a snides snide would be nice too

 

[Bluewolf]

YES, HE'S GOT A MOUTHY DAD.

Moise Kean’s father claims Inter ‘are his home’ and that ‘he’d like to go there’ if they offer him more money than Juventus or Ajax. Biorou Jean’s relationship with Moise appears to be strained, but that has not stopped him from advising the striker to join Inter.

“It all started when we were walking around market stalls and I told him to choose a shirt,” he told Passioneinter.com. “He wasn’t in any doubt, he chose [Obafemi] Martins’ Nerazzurri jersey right away.

“Inter are his home: he chose them as a child, so surely he’d like to go there. Then it depends on the offers that come in for him. If Inter offer more than what he earns right now, he’ll go there in my opinion. When he played for Torino, he always said to me: ‘After Toro, take me to Inter.’

“I’ve read in the newspapers that he could go abroad, but I haven’t talked to Raiola yet: he’ll contact me before making a decision. Despite being an adult, he still has his roots here. I’ll advise him to go to Inter so he can be even closer to me, instead of going to the Netherlands.”

Inter can't even give their world class striker and captain a pay rise. Also they're trying to get lukaku on the never never.

Think keans al feller is in for a shock if they come in for a bid.

 

[TheBigIguana]

Kean's dad says his heart is with Inter because he bought their kit when he was younger probably because it was the only kit he could find with the name of another black player on the back. Can't make this stuff up.

 

[Lelouch]

Kean's dad says his heart is with Inter because he bought their kit when he was younger probably because it was the only kit he could find with the name of another black player on the back. Can't make this stuff up.

wat

 

[Yarrgh]

His old man only speaks whammo,
The young lad only scores Blammos,
Moise,
Moise,
Moise Kean

 

[SerenityNigh]

Voodoo is a Caribbean gig (Haitian mainly). I think Mrs Lukaku was in Africa when she visited 'the doctor' (although I will have to check the transcripts from the AGM to confirm that). I still laugh when I recall the Carpetbagger recounting that tale...

I think witch doctor and voodoo have a lot of overlap. Does anyone have a link to what Moshiri actually said? And how can we know he didn't say "which doctor?" and not "witch doctor" ?

 

[TheBigIguana]

wat

He said he bought an Obafemi Martins kit. Martins wasn't exactly a star at that point. Kean says he looked up to Balotelli partially because he was another black Italian. I'm connecting dots here.

 

[Lelouch]

He said he bought an Obafemi Martins kit. Martins wasn't exactly a star at that point. Kean says he looked up to Balotelli partially because he was another black Italian. I'm connecting dots here.

I thought Obafemi Martins was a pretty big name back in the day, Absolute rapido.

 

[TheBigIguana]

I thought Obafemi Martins was a pretty big name back in the day, Absolute rapido.

He wasn't totally unknown but they also had guys like Zanetti, Cambiasso, Figo, Adriano and Veron when he was there.

 

[mahermi1]

I thought Obafemi Martins was a pretty big name back in the day, Absolute rapido.

Is that the same player that played for Newcastle ? If so I thought he was pretty crap myself.

 

[Lelouch]

Is that the same player that played for Newcastle ? If so I thought he was pretty crap myself.

yeah but I think he was like 30 or then wasn't he, Maybe I'm just relieving my dreams on pro evo about him, He wasn't world class but he had a name for himself.

 

[deipnosophist]

I think witch doctor and voodoo have a lot of overlap. Does anyone have a link to what Moshiri actually said? And how can we know he didn't say "which doctor?" and not "witch doctor" ?

I think voodoo priests are more 'shaman' than 'witch doctor'...but I'm not an expert on the subject. Most of my limited knowledge comes from Everton's AGMs...