Here's a thought.
Our Wayne is in the middle of a fallout with Sir Alex, who fancies Jack Rodwell.
We need a goalscorer more than a holding midfielder/ would be centre-back
There is also every chance that we have the next United manager.
Swap?
Even if he falls out with Fergie it will take [Poor language removed] loads of money to get him back, so unless we get a sugardaddy or sell Fellaini to Real Madrid I can't see him coming back this side of him being 30.FUK NO !!!
Keep Rodders an' Asbo wil be back anyway , the Xmas after next .
Moyes WON'T GO there . Its a Poison Chalice .
He KNOWS this .
Even if he falls out with Fergie it will take [Poor language removed] loads of money to get him back, so unless we get a sugardaddy or sell Fellaini to Real Madrid I can't see him coming back this side of him being 30.
I'm going out on a limb here and saying Rooney will be one of those early peakers - a la Owen, Fowler, peaking between 20-24. In two years' time he'll be a shadow of the player we've become used to. You have other strikers like Drogba, Wright, Henry Shearer etc who peaked much later in ther careers, but I don't think Rooney will be like this.
WHY ???
He's Fukn Brewstied !!!
He could BUY Everton FC .
Dollars - Scmolars .
He WANTS IT , IT WILL HAPPEN .
So he will engineer his own transfer to us, buy falling out with Fergie, paying his own transfer fee (United will never let him run down his contract) - a bit too well-thoughout strategy for our Wayne don't you think.WHY ???
He's Fukn Brewstied !!!
He could BUY Everton FC .
Dollars - Scmolars .
He WANTS IT , IT WILL HAPPEN .
So he will engineer his own transfer to us, buy falling out with Fergie, paying his own transfer fee (United will never let him run down his contract) - a bit too well-thoughout strategy for our Wayne don't you think.
So he will engineer his own transfer to us, buy falling out with Fergie, paying his own transfer fee (United will never let him run down his contract) - a bit too well-thoughout strategy for our Wayne don't you think.
Even if he falls out with Fergie it will take [Poor language removed] loads of money to get him back, so unless we get a sugardaddy or sell Fellaini to Real Madrid I can't see him coming back this side of him being 30.
If we waited until next summer, he'd only have a year left on his contract.
WE also get 25% or 20% of his next signing fee, which is effectively money off.
Heitinga and Pienaars proposed wages would probably cover the 130k that Rooney wants a week (ridiculous as that is).
He'd obviously have to apologise to the goodison faithful first, and maybe whipped naked down Scotty road.
After that it'd be plain sailing.
He's called Gary Neville - finally being able to kill the scouse that became a manc fans favoriteIt would be infinitely amusing if he strolled out on free though.
Presumably United have gangsters to ensure stuff like that doesn't happen.