Summer 2018 Transfer Window

[Yarrgh]

Don't get this obsession with signing Man Utd rejects

Did we sign some mad clause all those years ago when Rooney left?

Do we even employ scouts?

They must wine and dine our scouts something rotten.

 

[Azza]

We're definitely going to buy *insert random name here* before the window shuts.

 

[Tubey]

Some random names there, if one of these come off he's deffo ITK.

Ha. If true, Brands needs to change his PC password ffs.

 

[N.S.N.O.]

I say eff him off. If he didn't want us before, why should we be his ten to two club.

Because....

 

[Yarrgh]

Just seen Troy deeney mentioned on another forum.

That would send everyone mental.

This has the same effect on my guts as eating a dozen rotten clams.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Because....

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a picture worth a thousand words... theres likely something similar from the burnley game last season too....

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Just seen Troy deeney mentioned on another forum.

That would send everyone mental.

I think I'd rather have Big Fat Sam back than this......

 

[tim cahill]

We put in an acceptable bid weeks ago...mina was the one who turned the move down.

We don’t know that for sure though.

 

[Yarrgh]

I'd be ok with that partnership. I'd be prepared to give them a chance to settle in if both came. I'm writing this season off as long as we can see improvements. But until we get some actual talent in defence I'm not overly hopeful.

 

[FTY]

I say eff him off. If he didn't want us before, why should we be his ten to two club.

Why would he want to come to Everton

He's Colombian and plays for Barcelona ffs you lot need to take out brain out of the 80s

 

[ProZ]

Why would he want to come to Everton

He's Colombian and doesn’t play for Barcelona ffs you lot need to take out brain out of the 80s

 

[riddick]

Im still utterly shocked at how poor Keane is. Yes, Mee covered a lot of his flaws but it's like he can't even do the simple parts anymore, like heading.

 

[SixtyGrand]

Would take Rojo and Smalling 100%

 

[CRIMHEAD]

Mere is an interesting player, think he's right footed and plays on the right. Not sure if he could play left. Kinda short.

Brooks is definitely left sided and is an absolute beast. Tall, strong, fast, he's got every physical attribute you would ever want Okay with the ball. He's hurt a bit, though, and inconsistent. He'll have games where he'll be the best player on the pitch though even at the PL level, and also have games where he can look a bit lost.

I recall Bastos being pretty strong, but another shorter CB.

Caglar is a really interesting shout. Played a bit on the left side for Freiburg, but their defense wasn't very good and I'm not sure that kid is ready for the PL yet, let alone the Bundesliga. He'd be pricey, too. Might be a good buy and be really good in a year or two, but not sure he's someone you can plug right in.

 

[Paulie]

I love these people with inside information. Like Brands openly discusses his targets to random staff at FF he barely knows

"Yes Tony, I've been scouting all over Europe mate, speaking to loads of agents and everything, here is a list of targets............don't tell the lads down the pub please though To, this is between me and you"