Ken Dodd, RIP
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zzebra
Player Valuation: £6m
Sad news but not unexpected.
I remember going to see him at the Philharmonic about 15 years ago. it was a decent family show but it did go on!
As it went on more and more people would stand up to leave.It was well past 10 when we had finally given up ourselves and he was still going strong!
A true Mersey legend!
I remember going to see him at the Philharmonic about 15 years ago. it was a decent family show but it did go on!
As it went on more and more people would stand up to leave.It was well past 10 when we had finally given up ourselves and he was still going strong!
A true Mersey legend!
“Ken Dodd died last night”
“Did he?”
“No, Doddy”
Got the feeling my arl fella has been waiting years to use that one when he told me.
“Did he?”
“No, Doddy”
Got the feeling my arl fella has been waiting years to use that one when he told me.
Kurt.
Player Valuation: £100m
Don't tell everybody or I won't be giving to you again. .... or yer Mar
lol
Another one I liked......”they are recommending people practice safe sex these days....so I have attached a handrail to the bed”
Brendan Janus
Player Valuation: £40m
A quality piece of duckin' & divin' to evade paying his taxes !!
They say only death and taxes are inevitable.
Knotty Ash’s finest nailed that fallacy lol
Good on ya, Doddy la’
Tennessee Blue Mike
Player Valuation: £50m
Diddy Men. Doddy's hair was his trademark. How tickled I am a big favourite of my Mum.
Old Blue 2
Player Valuation: £40m
The band I was in did a gig with Ken Dodd in the 1980s. Absolute lunatic live! Over-ran his time at the end of the night by more than an hour. Club management were going spare! But what a live performer.
Saw him again last year when I was up in Liverpool for the blue plaque ceremony at the site of Hessy's Music Shop in Stanley Street:
Saw him again last year when I was up in Liverpool for the blue plaque ceremony at the site of Hessy's Music Shop in Stanley Street:
I took a text from Tim today
And saw it sadly said,
“It’s hard for me to say to you
But Ken Dodd's dad’s dog’s dead”.
I tried to text him back again
And not delete the thread
But clumsily I lost his text
Of “Ken Dodd’s dad’s dog’s dead”.
I put Sky News on to confirm
And saw the strapline read,
“Breaking news from Knotty Ash –
Ken Dodd's dad’s dog’s dead”.
And when I bought a Daily Star
It seemed from' A to Z
That all the paper had to say
Was Ken Dodd's dad’s dog’s dead.
This tortuous tongue-twister
Was doing in my head
But there’s no way I could forget
“Ken Dodd's dad’s dog’s dead”.
The flags half mast on Lime Street;
The city’s painted red,
And blue, of course, for Everton
Cos Ken Dodd's dad’s dog’s dead.
Did Ken Dodds dad’s dog die today?
His kennel’s now a shed
He’ll never need his old dog lead
Cos Ken Dodd's dad’s dog’s dead.
Yes, Doddy’s dad’s dog dud alright
His fleas to Jesus fled
The mangy hound has gone to ground
Cos Ken Dodd’s dad’s dog’s dead.
And saw it sadly said,
“It’s hard for me to say to you
But Ken Dodd's dad’s dog’s dead”.
I tried to text him back again
And not delete the thread
But clumsily I lost his text
Of “Ken Dodd’s dad’s dog’s dead”.
I put Sky News on to confirm
And saw the strapline read,
“Breaking news from Knotty Ash –
Ken Dodd's dad’s dog’s dead”.
And when I bought a Daily Star
It seemed from' A to Z
That all the paper had to say
Was Ken Dodd's dad’s dog’s dead.
This tortuous tongue-twister
Was doing in my head
But there’s no way I could forget
“Ken Dodd's dad’s dog’s dead”.
The flags half mast on Lime Street;
The city’s painted red,
And blue, of course, for Everton
Cos Ken Dodd's dad’s dog’s dead.
Did Ken Dodds dad’s dog die today?
His kennel’s now a shed
He’ll never need his old dog lead
Cos Ken Dodd's dad’s dog’s dead.
Yes, Doddy’s dad’s dog dud alright
His fleas to Jesus fled
The mangy hound has gone to ground
Cos Ken Dodd’s dad’s dog’s dead.
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