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Big Fat Sam
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I imagine some BS like this tonight:
"In part (note: an incredibly small part) down to shrewd management of the Club we've seen our biggest ever yearly revenue jump (note: thanks to TV deal that Everton had no influence on). We've also been able to reduce the average age of the first team squad (note: because of such decisions like signing Klaassen for 25m then not playing him, or having to play Kenny because we have no proven backup for either Coleman or Baines). We'll soon be able to (note: we haven't started yet, so expect to be waiting another half a year) show initial mock-ups of our new stadium, and are close to announcing a financing package (note: we're desperately searching for people to give us money because we can't afford it ourselves) that will fund the project."
"In part (note: an incredibly small part) down to shrewd management of the Club we've seen our biggest ever yearly revenue jump (note: thanks to TV deal that Everton had no influence on). We've also been able to reduce the average age of the first team squad (note: because of such decisions like signing Klaassen for 25m then not playing him, or having to play Kenny because we have no proven backup for either Coleman or Baines). We'll soon be able to (note: we haven't started yet, so expect to be waiting another half a year) show initial mock-ups of our new stadium, and are close to announcing a financing package (note: we're desperately searching for people to give us money because we can't afford it ourselves) that will fund the project."








