Sam Allardyce

[Timak]

In the top 5 leagues in Europe (England, Spain, Italy, France and Germany) one team stands alone, topping a chart for the longest average pass into the final third (by which we mean hoof).

Everton.

We are averaging nearly 40m of length on the passes we play into the final third.

The long ball kings of Europe.

 

[DanEFC92]

Oumar Niasse, Besic, Robles, McCarthy, Snivelley, McGeady....

My god, the three seasons have been so grim.

Common theme here is Everton.

Everton are utterly, utterly hopeless imo.

 

[orly]

Alcarez, Kone, the Lanky loan piece of piss

Ffs

Oh god, I'd forgotten those two.

There will be more as well won't there.

 

[nsno-chris]

In the top 5 leagues in Europe (England, Spain, Italy, France and Germany) one team stands alone, topping a chart for the longest average pass into the final third (by which we mean hoof).

Everton.

We are averaging nearly 40m of length on the passes we play into the final third.

The long ball kings of Europe.

 

[sheedys left foot]

3 defeats on the bounce, No wins in 5 (soon to be 6) 2 wins in 8.

When does the pressure come on?? You’re all hardly satisifed with that return?

Oh I forgot, he sorted the defence out

 

[maccavennie]

Vlasic was highlited for praise in the last game by BFS didn't get a sniff tonight and bolasie was blowing after 60 mins

tbf to fat head I can understand why he kept him on. He's the only one with pace and as we seen by the goal he got us up the pitch on double quick time. He was deffo blowing out of his arse after 52m though lol

 

[nsno-chris]

Oh god, I'd forgotten those two.

There will be more as well won't there.

Yes, and I really don’t want to think about it. The pain will be to much

 

[matty1878]

The last 5 games we've totalled 6 shots on target, and 2 of those games were against West Brom and Bournemouth, that really is embarrassing.

What do you think needs to be done mate?

 

[orly]

Common theme here is Everton.

Everton are utterly, utterly hopeless imo.

Out of players who have joined in the last four years, you could put out a team like this

Robles
Martina
Williams
Alcaraz
Garbutt (probably, can't remember)
Besic
The Sniv
McGeady
Lennon
Niasse
Calvert-Lewin


I reckon that side might draw with Sunderland.

 

[orly]

3 defeats on the bounce, No wins in 5 (soon to be 6) 2 wins in 8.

When does the pressure come on?? You’re all hardly satisifed with that return?

Oh I forgot, he sorted the defence out

Miracle worker mate.

@catcherintherye let's have an Allardyce Revisited trilogy. I think it's time.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

What do you think needs to be done mate?

Just grin and bear it mate, then volley Allardyce up the arse in the Summer.

 

[Mercedes]

What do you think needs to be done mate?

Take more shots

 

[matty1878]

Just grin and bear it mate, then volley Allardyce up the arse in the Summer.

Can I please do it?

 

[nsno-chris]

3 defeats on the bounce, No wins in 5 (soon to be 6) 2 wins in 8.

When does the pressure come on?? You’re all hardly satisifed with that return?

Oh I forgot, he sorted the defence out

He talks himself into jobs, exactly how he did with us. And somehow managed to keep the pressure off himself by creating such a whirlwind around him that people think the sun will blow up if he leaves

Grade A charlatan

 

[Papa Shango]

Out of players who have joined in the last four years, you could put out a team like this

Robles
Martina
Williams
Alcaraz
Garbutt (probably, can't remember)
Besic
The Sniv
McGeady
Lennon
Niasse
Calvert-Lewin


I reckon that side might draw with Sunderland.

Keane ahead of Williams. Williams has been twice the player for us that Keane has.

This is not a compliment towards Williams...

Garbutt has been here for ages! He was a Moyes signing.