Confirmed Signing Cenk Tosun

[neil999]

i shall call him CT

 

[Bungle]

I bet you're playing a dead exciting brand of free flowing fütbòl though with loads of registas and trequartistas.

He's definitely on one regista

*realises irony and leaves

 

[ijjysmith]

I bet you're playing a dead exciting brand of free flowing fütbòl though with loads of registas and trequartistas.

I bought Giroud and Lucas Moura immediately and thought that would see the league won. Somehow Swansea are third though.

 

[ijjysmith]

He's definitely on one regista

*realises irony and leaves

I see you've moved above me in that particular league table. Well done mate.

 

[ijjysmith]

i shall call him CT

How come Neil?

 

[orly]

It’s not really a thing nor am I trying to force down people’s throats, so I can live with it.

If you feel the need to be a big contributor, how about doing it in a positive manner?

Btw I needed to call you out for the recent dirge. I feel better for it, hopefully you do too.

Glad you did mate. Not achieved much by it of course, but thanks anyway.

Let us know when your contributions improve too, so that we might notice.

Transfer Window Time Keeper is cool though. Not that you're overly proud of it.

"It is my job to be the official transfer window time keeper."

Oh.

Backfired this on you a bit hasn't it?

Anyway, Tosun. Who knows really.

 

[Dalacam]

Useless fact:

Also his nickname is "Tosun Pasha" which is very famous Turkish comedy movie (1976). Every time he scores in home games, theme song of the movie plays on Vodafone Park.

 

[Bungle]

I see you've moved above me in that particular league table. Well done mate.

Got Fifa 18 if you fancy getting your arse handed to you via a dodgy penalty again at some point fam

 

[fandjango]

If he enhances our attack and scores goals regularly for us (as well as being a good all-round footballer), then I think he'll be a good signing for us.

If, however, he doesn't add much and has a poor goals ratio, then I'd view that as a poor signing.

None of this is rocket science

 

[KaiserEFC]

How come Neil?

Because Allardyce needs a brain scan after spending that much on him.

I jest, I’m quite excited by this one.

 

[Bungle]

How come Neil?

Because they're the only letters of the alphabet Neil has got up to so far the horrible simpleton. His toddler types his posts and home schools him.

 

[ijjysmith]

Got Fifa 18 if you fancy getting your arse handed to you via a dodgy penalty again at some point fam

That is still the worst game of football ever seen either in real life or on a computer of all time. But yet I remember it so fondly.

 

[Bungle]

That is still the worst game of football ever seen either in real life or on a computer of all time. But yet I remember it so fondly.

I cling to that victory and cherish it more than the birth of any of my children

 

[neil999]

How come Neil?

catchy

 

[neil999]

'and CT with the goal there'

see