2017/18 Nikola Vlasic

[Walken]

I find it hard to reconcile what the lad's saying, with the well known leadership qualities of Capt Jags.
When Moyes, as one of his last Everton managerial decisions, appointed him Club Captain, most of our hearts soared( esp @Walken 's).
Capt Jags is a captain like no other. And our fabulous club deserves him...

this bit is true, he's a footballing neville chamberlain, the park end deserves him, the fat coward

 

[Walken]

Must be demoralising. Nothing worse than working abroad and no one caring about you and your family's welfare - and yet the reverse is true, if people both their arse to help you it makes a massive difference

I care massively about his sisters welfare

 

[Baines' left foot]

Take your girls name and shove off.

 

[Walken]

@ZlyWuk what's the story here??? More Fake News?

Speaking to Croatian outlet 24Sata, Nikola Vlasic has lifted the lid on what life is like at Finch Farm for Everton’s players - and he says that the players can even have a full English before training.

He explains: “In the morning we have to be at the club at 8.30am, we all have breakfast together, then there is a short pause, then a meeting, then pause, training, lunch… We are at the club until 2.30pm and after that we are free.

“The story is exclusively about football, and everything else is a private thing. No one asks you what you are doing, where you were, when you went to sleep, what you ate… You come, do yours, and that’s it.

The choice is really rich, you can even eat a classic English breakfast with eggs, sausages, beans and ketchup. I’m avoiding it as it’s large portions, I don’t know how to eat it and run before training. I keep with the proven, what I’m used to eating and at home, and only fish is missing. There is also fish here, but it’s not as good as ours.

YOU CUM TO OUR COUNTREE YOU EAT OUR FISH, INGERLUND INGERLUND

 

[Neiler]

Fish is clearly the problem, at last.

 

[a bell maul]

this bit is true, he's a footballing neville chamberlain, the park end deserves him, the fat coward

Yep, Moyes did a top notch stitch up job on Everton by making the spineless coward Jagielka club captain.
Mind you, his second last managerial duty was extending Osman's contract ...

Everton is a bit of a basket case club really. We love them, but they are a bit rubbishy lol

 

[ZlyWuk]

@ZlyWuk what's the story here??? More Fake News?

Heh nope This one seems legit...

Actually seems more or less a complete interview that covers many topics/quotes covered since he joined (with the exception of that fake crap from 3 days ago )

- Warm welcome, feels like at home, Rooney helping him on daily basis, he and Siggy were in hotel together when he just came, got a first house that was offered to him (has a pool table and plays pool with his old man...), blah blah, all positive stuff.. Arsenal match comments (Sanchez, Ozil), daily routine, as correctly quoted on the prev page (with the full brekkie highlighted), and then some more crap about Croatian nat team, match vs Greece, and Hajduk & Dinamo...

You can google translate it from here I presume:

https://www.24sata.hr/sport/zovu-me-boss-boy-osim-jaja-i-kobasice-za-dorucak-sve-je-ok-545487

 

[Groucho]

I don’t know how to eat it and run before training

I’ll show him

 

[Efcjake]

Heh nope This one seems legit...

Actually seems more or less a complete interview that covers many topics/quotes covered since he joined (with the exception of that fake crap from 3 days ago )

- Warm welcome, feels like at home, Rooney helping him on daily basis, he and Siggy were in hotel together when he just came, got a first house that was offered to him (has a pool table and plays pool with his old man...), blah blah, all positive stuff.. Arsenal match comments (Sanchez, Ozil), daily routine, as correctly quoted on the prev page (with the full brekkie highlighted), and then some more crap about Croatian nat team, match vs Greece, and Hajduk & Dinamo...

You can google translate it from here I presume:

https://www.24sata.hr/sport/zovu-me-boss-boy-osim-jaja-i-kobasice-za-dorucak-sve-je-ok-545487

Thanks mate, glad to hear it isn't as bad as that excerpt seemed.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Can't run after a full English? What's wrong g with this kid? Anyone would think he was a professional athelete

 

[GwladysBlue]

Just seen him on the club's Snapchat getting on the plane.

 

[Gareth Gibson]

He's gave an interview where he claims some everton players have a full English every morning before training lol

In light of the interview Wayne's decided to cut down on his calorie intake...

 

[streeky]

Where's the Fish money Bill ?????

 

[DualityNSNO]

Mad he doesn't like cod or haddock tbh. Weirdo.

 

[longers]

He's gave an interview where he claims some everton players have a full English every morning before training lol