We are a disgusting spectacle. Our tactics, system and gameplay are among the ugliest I've ever seen in professional sport.
Koeman must hate a natural setup of players so badly, that even when he capitulates to public pressure, he can still only bring himself to select 1 of four available wingers. How obtuse can you get? It's gone beyond frustrating to just fascinating.
What irritates me more than Koeman, are forelock-tuggers who repeat mindless platitudes about 'taking time to get it right.' A particular favourite of mine is the verb 'gel' - which sees absolutely no use 99% of the time but all of a sudden has become a keystone of the Koeman loyalist's lexicon. Here's one for yous - if Koeman repeats the same approach enough times, do you think simply waiting will see it succeed?
People who want him gone are complaining about actual, tangible decisions he's made, and continues to make - a big number nine isn't going to change anything, nor would ten years practice of this system make it any more effective
The reasons are rooted in basic physics. Everything is too slow - when we cross the halfway line we look like a group of velites advancing towards Hannibal's war elephants, all the while thinking about the Numidians encircling us and striking the rear.
A number of others I've seen have started to complain that the word 'pace' has become a meaningless buzzword and stick to beat Koeman with, just as I've argued 'gel' has become a motif to defend him with.
But Jesus Christ, it's true! Normally, when a turnover on possession happens high up the pitch, the team who just acquired the ball normally explode into motion. It's one of the most distinctive and recongnisible phenonmena in football. Even my mum has pointed it out in the odd game she's seen.
We win the ball, and under the tutelage of arch-crab Schneiderlin, (I've waited patiently but I've literally NEVER seen this great range of passing he's meant to have. It seems to have been one of those Sky Sports sponsored concepts) pivot,and pass it sideways, or backwards. The reason? Too many of our players don't have the acceleration or fitness to get into space. I'm looking at Baines, Schneiderlin, Sigurdsson and especially Rooney. Rooney was terrible to contemplate today. Calvert Lewin, in the one game he played as a centre forward, offered more there than I've ever seen Rooney do.
The problem is, he's already chopped out one of Walsh's four number 10/second strikers, I can't see him ever leaving two of three of Rooney, Sigurdsson and Klaasen on the bench. Which I think is a huge component of our pathetic situation.
People keep saying, why do you think Rhino and Ferguson would do any better with things as they are? My question is, how does anybody think that those two, or indeed anyone else, could do any worse?