Wayne wanted to better himself, he went to United, kissed the United badge to the Everton fans when he scored at Goodison. He came back after doing nothing at all for us and, because he wears Everton pyjamas 'Rooneymania' despite the fact it's not an act of love but a way of maintaining £250k a week wages which are beyond his ability.
Lukaku scores a shed load of goals for us, even after saying he wanted to go, like Rooney wants to better himself and win things. We give him dogs abuse and when he gives a little gesture of response after an hour of abuse, we go ape.
Move on.