Summer Transfer Window 2017

[Debaser]

Im off to bed. Its 11pm here.

When I wake up I expect to see:

Barkley to Chelsea/Batshuayi to us
VVD permanent and/or Vermaalen on loan
Vlasic permanent
And one other - either Benteke, Mahrez, Costa, Giroud Vardy or Werner

Did I miss anyone?

Right. Off to dream.

Goodnight!

 

[Lord Buckethead]

Are we Reeeeeeeadyyyyyyy tooooo Stumbllleeeeeee.... (through the window closing)

 

[TheBigIguana]

Can we just sign Asensio and let him score blammos all season

 

[Professor Toffee]

Lines being blurred here , can't tell who's the real bedwetters !

i bet your room is like the aftermath of Hurricane Harvey

 

[Who's_up_for_cumpkins?]

Robert fleck

 

[Donald Twain]

i bet your room is like the aftermath of Hurricane Harvey

Come on up mate , you know the way!

 

[Lord Buckethead]

Would probably even prefer Alex Bruce to Vermaelen, at least he wouldn't be injured if ever called upon.

 

[bluestevon]

Would you not like another option upfront?

In the way Koeman wants to play, DCL is the only target man we have currently.

Thats why I think we have to take a gamble.

When that option is probably an inferior player to DCL up front mate then i don't see the point, it would be spending money to appear to have not completely and utterly screwed up the biggest thing we needed to do

We would just be left with a 30m player sitting on the bench as he's crap, or being shoehorned in because of the fee - and next summer we'd be faced with trying to find a mug desperate to take an expensive flop on high wages from us - exactly like we have had for a year and a half with Niasse, but magnify the fee by 2-3 times and the wages by 2.

Spurs did exactly that with Sissoko last season (lucky escape for us)


We aren't looking for the replacement for Valencia and Kone here - so we shouldn't be shopping at that standard, we are looking to replace Lukaku - so it HAS to be of a certain quality or else we failed simple as.

What your suggesting is exactly what West Ham do every season close to deadline, just throw money at some random striekr who once was tipped as being decent and hope it works or that the fans fume is quietened until a couple of weeks/months in when they see how bad he is, by which time it's too late for them to complain

 

[bluekangaroo]

Who aren't we signing today then? Totally Everton this to mess up a once so promising transfer window. 8th for us this season then.

 

[ijjysmith]

Alan Myers at Leicester for sky today.

Livid here.

 

[chicoazul]

Thankfully this is your final day you sad little transfer ferrets. From tomorrow I want you searching for a girl to kiss to end this humiliating virginity for you. No more YouTube scouting. No more pretending you know obscure foreign footballers. No more debating where to put players that don't sign into your cringey little FIFA formations.

Then pipe rar down until January and just watch the football instead you box room texans.

 

[eurosrees]

Who aren't we signing today then? Totally Everton this to mess up a once so promising transfer window. 8th for us this season then.

Who's going to finish 7th?

 

[bluestevon]

Alan Myers at Leicester for sky today.

Livid here.

Whose at our gaff mate?

 

[a bell maul]

Im off to bed. Its 11pm here.

When I wake up I expect to see:

Barkley to Chelsea/Batshuayi to us
VVD permanent and/or Vermaalen on loan
Vlasic permanent
And one other - either Benteke, Mahrez, Costa, Giroud Vardy or Werner

Did I miss anyone?

Right. Off to dream.

Goodnight!

sweet dreams mate lol

 

[Abraders]

Who's going to finish 7th?

Any other team? Stoke.west brom saints etc