2017/18 Cuco Martina

[dublinbluenose]

This is Koeman's Alcaraz signing. As long as there are no more I'll forgive him. He's not up to it in the premier league.

 

[MikeH72]

Lets see him up against a fast quality winger!

I'd prefer not to tbh

 

[a bell maul]

I am looking forward to the Cup Final: Wembley May 2018.

A stadium bedecked in the royal blue of mighty Everton Football Club.
Rousing cheers ring about the hallowed arena; a setting to so much historic sporting drama.
A repository of dreams; a treasury for told tale
Tale of heartbreak.... and elation .

And centre stage , at final whistle, bows Cuco, scorer of our winning goal, with barely seconds on the clock...

And Wembley, as one, bursts into euphoric voice, the ecstatic beat of the Copacabana song raining down on the pitch from all surrounds -

- And it went... it went something like this:

"His first name's Cuco, surname's Martina
He's a joy to us, Cuco's a redeemer
His name is Cuco, Cuco Marti-i-i-i-na
No rationing passion, style's always in fashion
Oh our Cuco...you've won our hearts
{fade}
Oh Cuco, you've won our hea-a-a-rts,
{fade}
Oh Cuco, you've won our hearts,




GREATEST CUP FINAL EVER!!!!

 

[Joey66]

I am looking forward to the Cup Final: Wembley May 2018.

A stadium bedecked in the royal blue of mighty Everton Football Club.
Rousing cheers ring about the hallowed arena; a setting to so much historic sporting drama.
A repository of dreams; a treasury for told tale
Tale of heartbreak.... and elation .

And centre stage , at final whistle, bows Cuco, scorer of our winning goal, with barely seconds on the clock...

And Wembley, as one, bursts into euphoric voice, the ecstatic beat of the Copacabana song raining down on the pitch from all surrounds -

- And it went... it went something like this:

"His first name's Cuco, surname's Martina
He's a joy to us, Cuco's a redeemer
His name is Cuco, Cuco Marti-i-i-i-na
No rationing passion, style's always in fashion
Oh our Cuco...you've won our hearts
{fade}
Oh Cuco, you've won our hea-a-a-rts,
{fade}
Oh Cuco, you've won our hearts,




GREATEST CUP FINAL EVER!!!!

WUM

 

[larbert toffee]

I am looking forward to the Cup Final: Wembley May 2018.

A stadium bedecked in the royal blue of mighty Everton Football Club.
Rousing cheers ring about the hallowed arena; a setting to so much historic sporting drama.
A repository of dreams; a treasury for told tale
Tale of heartbreak.... and elation .

And centre stage , at final whistle, bows Cuco, scorer of our winning goal, with barely seconds on the clock...

And Wembley, as one, bursts into euphoric voice, the ecstatic beat of the Copacabana song raining down on the pitch from all surrounds -

- And it went... it went something like this:

"His first name's Cuco, surname's Martina
He's a joy to us, Cuco's a redeemer
His name is Cuco, Cuco Marti-i-i-i-na
No rationing passion, style's always in fashion
Oh our Cuco...you've won our hearts
{fade}
Oh Cuco, you've won our hea-a-a-rts,
{fade}
Oh Cuco, you've won our hearts,




GREATEST CUP FINAL EVER!!!!

Oh dear he's gone Cuckoo for Cuco.

 

[Eggs]

I am looking forward to the Cup Final: Wembley May 2018.

A stadium bedecked in the royal blue of mighty Everton Football Club.
Rousing cheers ring about the hallowed arena; a setting to so much historic sporting drama.
A repository of dreams; a treasury for told tale
Tale of heartbreak.... and elation .

And centre stage , at final whistle, bows Cuco, scorer of our winning goal, with barely seconds on the clock...

And Wembley, as one, bursts into euphoric voice, the ecstatic beat of the Copacabana song raining down on the pitch from all surrounds -

- And it went... it went something like this:

"His first name's Cuco, surname's Martina
He's a joy to us, Cuco's a redeemer
His name is Cuco, Cuco Marti-i-i-i-na
No rationing passion, style's always in fashion
Oh our Cuco...you've won our hearts
{fade}
Oh Cuco, you've won our hea-a-a-rts,
{fade}
Oh Cuco, you've won our hearts,




GREATEST CUP FINAL EVER!!!!

...Tim Rice won't be looking over his shoulder.

 

[a bell maul]

WUM

what tune is that sung to Joey?

 

[Joey66]

what tune is that sung to Joey?

Rather not print itlol

 

[a bell maul]

Oh dear he's gone Cuckoo for Cuco.

...reminds me of that song 'Going loco in Acapulco' lol

 

[Joey66]

...reminds me of that song 'Going loco in Acapulco' lol

Buy him a one way ticket there cu cu in the cocavanana lol

 

[BlueLlama]

Came into Nandos yesterday and ate a half chicken with his hands.

First choice for me now.

How spicy did he have it?

 

[Jags]

How spicy did he have it?

Not a clue, I'm not a stalker lad

 

[BlueLlama]

Not a clue, I'm not a stalker lad

Sake, up your game please x

 

[windymiller]

I think Cuco is the guy who who along with Rooney will divide most opinion.

Very soon everyone will agree that they are both dreadful.

 

[a bell maul]

I concede Cuco is a polarising figure; similar in that regard to Rooney.
But I suspect that come season's end, both these two will be seen as having been essential components in a fabulous season