Foot Long Hot Dog
Player Valuation: A packet of pork scratchings
We won't be paying him £250k a week£250K a week will be obscene for us to pay him.
The average wage is around £30K a year, so Wayne could earn someone's lifetime earnings in 2 months.
We won't be paying him £250k a week£250K a week will be obscene for us to pay him.
The average wage is around £30K a year, so Wayne could earn someone's lifetime earnings in 2 months.
Commercially makes sense With our current deal it does not.
Adds to squad depth Yeah fair enough. that's all he will/should be.
Experience / winner mentality Not that relevant in my opinion.
Prem & CL winner That's the same thing as the one above! Stop cheating!
Quality It's 2017
An Evertonian I'm an astronaut. It's easy to say what you are. Actions speak louder than words and all that.
Our most popular player on Instagram is Lukaku on 300k followers.
Rooney has over 10m.
Bet contract Dave has more followers then Everton do on twitteri bet he's only coming back so he can meet Contract Dave.
£250K a week will be obscene for us to pay him.
The average wage is around £30K a year, so Wayne could earn someone's lifetime earnings in 2 months.
Hi wayne do u want picking up in the morning pal.
There is no way that you're this silly mate.The ground only holds 40k...
Seriously though we are judging a signing on instagram followers?
What on earth has happened to the world?
Not really relevant though is it, he's not doing an average job.
Ronko slaps a good pre season on him, more game time, and hopefully a bit of hunger to win something in blue.
Can't see anything wrong with this.