little curly alan ball
Player Valuation: £70m
Yeah, I don't get what all these people are all over her about? She ain't all that and a bag'o'chips.
An' yous 2 Chippen-fukn- Dales would crawl over her to get to me , I suppose ???
She's MINXED .
Chris Evans motives may have been socially dubious , they were however , SPOT THE FUK ON .
Diary of a Call - Girl .
( Sound of case resting . )
I than' yo' .
L.C.A.B. - Out .











