If we signed him as a Spanish wonder kid from Barca and he'd put in the performances he has they'd be spunk covered messes. It's just odd.
Who needs Kathy Bates when you have the Lower Gwladys Street lids?
Cant believe the tone of this thread. That lad could be on mortuary slab today if the punch he took had contacted him in the right spot. One smack like that is all it takes.
Oui. He can do everything Ross can but better, on top of that has a hell of a set piece, something this team lacks atm.
Are you honestly considering these players options, is this a joke?
If we lose Rosco and get Siggurdson to replace him I might just give up on togger altogether.
That was old Everton Neil. This is bright shiny new Everton with "The Gooser" at the heart of our exciting future.why didnt you give up when we replaced rooney with bent?
or arteta with no-one?
As far as I can tell the agenda v Barkley is that he isn't foreign enough for their teenager futbol hipster tastes.
Genuinely mate I think we would struggle with Son and / or Isco. Top players who will want Champions League.
Also, really not sure how you can say that the two kids have going for them that they "want to be here" yet we don't know their thoughts long term nor Barkley's.
If you offered Dowell and Walsh five year contracts right now they would bite your hand off. Ross has been offered one and hasn't signed it.
Agree the other two would be long shots.
GoodisonFellas?@neil999 - i've been trying to think of gangster movies ever since we talked about them yesterday and the only half decent one I can think of is:
Donnie Barksco
GoodisonFellas?
They're still pining over Deulofeu. There's a weird obsession with teenage blues thinking the burden of scouting Everton's next star lies with them. They want stepovers so they can shout TEKKERS at their stream* instead of just watching the game and learning stuff.He's too old for them you mean.