Been once and got slapped by a brass, good times

...you might have been better having the 2nd part of your trip with your pals!!!
I went in 1978. Oh dear.

...phew, I feared you'd say your Mum was there at the same time!!
Benidorm has its moments. Sticky Vicky awaits....
Don't encourage the monster ffs! lolHahahaha
her daughter must be about 80 tooNow retired and replaced by her equally dexterous daughter![]()
I was there Thurs - Mon last week mate.
Twenty of us went for a load of birthdays.
It's a great place, as you can make of it want you want :
Here's a quick guide to the place :
The bad : The strip - three / four streets of bars. It's full on and its what people imagine Benidorm to be like.
( there's now some seriously dodgy Russians who are running titty bars - avoid them like the plague ).
In and around the strip there's pickpockets and muggers. They send a pretty girl over to talk to a piss head
and then either dip them or fellas come out of the shadows and mug them - a mate got done when I was there.
The good :
The beach and beachfront is stunning, as good as anywhere. Spotless beach and the sea is safe / clean.
The bars on the beach front are superb. Loads have cover bands on and all have non stop footy -UK, Spanish and German.
I saw an AC/DC cover band in the Daytona Bar, who were as good as any I've seen.
You can't spend you're money, even the pound is crap - a pint costs around £1.50, a decent meal costs a fiver.
The Old Town ( where I stay ) has fantastic authentic tapas bars, great shops, a mix of locals, gay lads ( small gay area there ) and a few Brits. It's dead chilled and that end of the beach is the best for food due to it being the Spanish end.
It's been cleaned up massively and the local police are s**t hot on over the top drunkenes.
If you're over thirty mate, I'd head for the Old Town and avoid the Strip like the plague.
I love the place mate, as there's something there for everyone.
More info on said bird please Ste. Is she arriving with a few bits taped to her thighs?
Try Bradford. Loads of hills and very few English.![]()
For fear of being banned forever I'm going to remove myself at this point of the discussion. Good luck.OK....I have to ask this.
Who, or what, is "Sticky Vicky"?
Is she a pro or sommat![]()
OK....I have to ask this.
Who, or what, is "Sticky Vicky"?
Is she a pro or sommat![]()
Cheers mucker. You've answers everything I was wondering about! Appreciate it