Tom Cleverley

[St Domingo's]

Tom Cleverley is the short for Thomas Cleverley

 

[ToffeeTim]

Tom Cleverley pays too little when he's at the till and then tells the shop worker to keep the change

 

[MikeH72]

Tom Cleverley wore his school uniform on non-uniform day.

 

[originalgreaserbob]

Tom Cleverly killed a hooker.

 

[ggooggooggoo]

Tom Cleverley always asks his hairdresser to cut more when they hold the mirror up to see the back of his head.

 

[Tez]

Tom Cleverley queues up outside Next at 6am for the sale.

 

[MikeH72]

Tom Cleverley edits the FIFA and Footy Manager databases to make himself the best player in the world.

 

[Tez]

Tom Cleverley takes an old plastic bag with him to go shopping.

 

[Tez]

Tom Cleverley sells Avon.

 

[hktoffee]

Tom Cleverley edits the FIFA and Footy Manager databases to make himself the best player in the world.

Tom Cleverley edits PES2017 database too to complete the set. He owns both PlayStation and X Box.

 

[orly]

Tom Cleverley edits PES2017 database too to complete the set. He owns both PlayStation and X Box.

I mean, @mikeh72 has literally just made that joke, but better...

 

[collymcd]

I mean, @mikeh72 has literally just made that joke, but better...

Tom Cleverely criticises other people's jokes and always makes sure to refer them on to stronger material.

 

[orly]

Tom Cleverely criticises other people's jokes and always makes sure to refer them on to stronger material.

Innovation and rebuke, I like it

*likes post but shortlists for terror

 

[LydiateLee]

Tom Cleverley lets others go before him in the queue at his local Toby Carvery.

 

[ggooggooggoo]

Tom Cleverley has never utilised the free Pepsi refills at pizza hut or harvester.