Club GM 4-1-17

[SerenityNigh]

this is what i'd like to see from tonight's GM
Moshiri enters the room to Ain't no Stopping Us Now as he body pops through the crowd acompanied by Lookman and Snierderlin, gets on stage and immediately announces a new 80000 seater mega Stadium on the docks, Rom's new 5 year deal, Kone is off to China to become the highest earning footballer in history and confirms that Big Ron has 200million to spend this January. And then to end the evening in true Scooby Doo fashion he drags Elstone up on stage by the knackers and removes what has clearly be a mask the whole time to reveal a FEWMING John Aldrigde. As Moshiri orders security to drag him away John screams "i would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids"
Moshiri then defies gravity and literally fly's out of the window into the night sky, one can only assume to save a human life.

Is that too much to ask for Everton?

All that's missing is when Moshiri flies out through window a cape is unveiled reading "Cheese on Toast"

 

[SerenityNigh]

Nando's to be announced as new sponsor/ caterer, 5 new players paraded naked in shackles, Usmanov to chair-shot Kenwright in takeover screw-job, Hover stadium unveiled and launched into the river

No monorail? Moshi out, FFS!

 

[Bullet]

Sky reporter live from outside meeting.
'My understanding is we're not going to get a major announcement as regards the potential ground move this evening.'

 

[Frank Gallagher]

all over sky sports news that all the board and all the managment including walsh will be there tonight and they will talk about the stadium but no monumental announcement..

and so it continues...

 

[orly]

Sky reporter live from outside meeting.
'My understanding is we're not going to get a major announcement as regards the potential ground move this evening.'

Another corking score for the ITKs then.

 

[Bullet]

Without a major stadium announcement they've probably been working furiously to finalise the Lookman deal so that they can announce it instead.
We'll soon find out if they made it in time. If not, expect it tomorrow.

 

[roydo]

Why is the Mayor going?

Does he usually go to them, Liverpools as well?

 

[ToffeeTim]

They will underwhelm.

 

[ToffeeTim]

Why is the Mayor going?

Does he usually go to them, Liverpools as well?

Votes

 

[SerenityNigh]

Why is the Mayor going?

Does he usually go to them, Liverpools as well?

He's missing Corrie for it, must be big news.

Not that I know what Corrie is like.

 

[ChrisBlue]

No major announcement about the stadium you say

*shocked face*

 

[KUEFC09U2]

No major announcement about the stadium you say

*shocked face*

According to sky......

 

[ALANSTUBBS]

Elaborate bluff by Mosh genius PR.

IT WILL BE ANNOUNCED...

IT HAS BEEN FORETOLD

 

[Bullet]

Why is the Mayor going?

Does he usually go to them, Liverpools as well?

Sky reporter speaking about the stadium, 'there is continuous progress being made between EFC and Liverpool city council and we may well get a hint as to how that's progressing.'

 

[ToffeeTim]

I'll be amazed if they haven't loaded the audience