Guilty Secrets

toffeemax · October 30, 2016

Seathestars said:
I went to the Etihad, must be 8 years ago, Moyes was in charge and we won 2-1.
It was a freezing cold night, about -10 or something, all other games had been called off

So under my jeans I wore a pair of my wife's tights.
The feeling as I pulled them up my legs, I remember thinking 'how can something so wrong feel so right'

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/9307308.stm - 6 years ago mate!

Seathestars · October 30, 2016

toffeemax said:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/9307308.stm - 6 years ago mate!

Wow only 6 years ago. I don't even remember being down to 10 men. I'm getting very very old.

BigBlueConk · October 30, 2016

summerisle said:
I occasionally watch The Waltons and Little House on the Praire. Afterwards I feel a sense of shame.

Put boxing gloves on first.

Eggs · October 30, 2016

...once I actually, erm no I better not say just in case.

summerisle · October 30, 2016

Eggs said:
...once I actually, erm no I better not say just in case.

Is this the rum's fault.

silent bob · October 30, 2016

Eggs said:
...once I actually, erm no I better not say just in case.

Oh go on, go on, go on etc.

The Cowboy · October 30, 2016

Seathestars said:
I went to the Etihad, must be 8 years ago, Moyes was in charge and we won 2-1.
It was a freezing cold night, about -10 or something, all other games had been called off

So under my jeans I wore a pair of my wife's tights.
The feeling as I pulled them up my legs, I remember thinking 'how can something so wrong feel so right'

Did you go to a cubicle for your half time piss?

artetas sock · October 30, 2016

Eggs said:
...once I actually, erm no I better not say just in case.

It's ok..................the lawyers are in bed................so............................???????

l4toffee · October 30, 2016

I'm really a WOOL

artetas sock · October 30, 2016

l4toffee said:
I'm really a WOOL

Eggs · October 30, 2016

artetas sock said:
It's ok..................the lawyers are in bed................so............................???????

....you could be Leon Osman for all I know.

gorgeousgeorgeEFC · October 30, 2016

I knock one out over Susanna Reid every morning.

tadao · October 30, 2016

EFCPaul · October 31, 2016

I think I sometimes fall in love with female cartoon characters. Not even in a disgusting tentacle porn way, like sometimes I day dream about being in full-on relationships with them and what our mundanes lives would be like together.

It's all very weird.

Elong · October 31, 2016

PaulieMc said:
I think I sometimes fall in love with female cartoon characters. Not even in a disgusting tentacle porn way, like sometimes I day dream about being in full-on relationships with them and what our mundanes lives would be like together.

It's all very weird.

Christ on a bike.