Guilty Secrets

[silent bob]

I went to the Etihad, must be 8 years ago, Moyes was in charge and we won 2-1.
It was a freezing cold night, about -10 or something, all other games had been called off

So under my jeans I wore a pair of my wife's tights.
The feeling as I pulled them up my legs, I remember thinking 'how can something so wrong feel so right'

We have a winner. So far...

 

[Gladystweet]

Try French knickers mate and you'll never look back !

Is it cos they're too tight?

 

[Donald Twain]

Is it cos they're too tight?

No quite the opposite, it can all hang out given the right stance !

 

[Gladystweet]

I went to the Etihad, must be 8 years ago, Moyes was in charge and we won 2-1.
It was a freezing cold night, about -10 or something, all other games had been called off

So under my jeans I wore a pair of my wife's tights.
The feeling as I pulled them up my legs, I remember thinking 'how can something so wrong feel so right'

What denier were they mate?





Just askin for the missus like..

 

[silent bob]

No quite the opposite, it can all hang out given the right stance !

You seem to know FAR too much about this subject.

 

[Gladystweet]

No quite the opposite, it can all hang out given the right stance !

Ah, you mean the 'Pete Burns' stance. Very liberating.

 

[Seathestars]

What denier were they mate?





Just askin for the missus like..

Does that mean like what shade.
Can't remember, chocolate something or other.

 

[Gladystweet]

Does that mean like what shade.
Can't remember, chocolate something or other.

Ermm, errrrr, hmmmmm, see the match today?

 

[Donald Twain]

You seem to know FAR too much about this subject.

Ah, you mean the 'Pete Burns' stance. Very liberating.

I've said too much I fear !

 

[The Blue Watch]

I went to the Etihad 8 years ago. Really cold night. We won though so it made it worthwile.

There was a bloke next to me who was actually wearing women's tights, I assume it was because of the cold. I could tell because he had to keep pulling them up.

Anyway I remember feeling shocked at first, but it quickly gave way to arousal.

 

[marnie]

I've had a Jack Daniels...well, maybe 2 large one's.

I'd need more than 2 cases of JD to kick Miranda Harts back doors in mate.

 

[terry nodder]

I went to the Etihad 8 years ago. Really cold night. We won though so it made it worthwile.

There was a bloke next to me who was actually wearing women's tights, I assume it was because of the cold. I could tell because he had to keep pulling them up.

Anyway I remember feeling shocked at first, but it quickly gave way to arousal.

This doing anything for ya big man?

 

[Donald Twain]

I bet you've all worn women's knickers at least once !

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

I'd need more than 2 cases of JD to kick Miranda Harts back doors in mate.

I need a lot of eye contact mate, makes me feel special.

 

[marnie]

I need a lot of eye contact mate, makes me feel special.

lol lol lol