minor things that make you fume

[Tree13]

What's no.234

People who write "joy's" when they mean "joys".

 

[silent bob]

For clarity, people from the southern part of where? Mars?

Everyone pronounces it as if it rhymes with "Rolf", even Brummies and Geordies. Never heard anyone down south make the weird sound you've suggested.

BBC person Steve Rider used to pronounce it "Goalf". Got right on my moobs.

 

[Donald Twain]

Check first! You know it makes sense.

don't do this to me .

 

[chrismpw]

People driving horse boxes that stop and block the road while having a lovely chat with a horse box coming the other way, and simultaneously looking at you in contempt for actually having the temerity to be held up, and, worse, not having a horsebox.

 

[chrismpw]

BBC person Steve Rider used to pronounce it "Goalf". Got right on my moobs.

Actually, just golf, the game. Frustrating beyond belief.

 

[KennyEdin1]

People that stand in door ways so you can neither get in or out!

Also people who walk 2/3/4 abreast on the pavement towards you amd won't move in to let you past!

 

[Rob17896]

don't do this to me .

Not my backside in danger of humiliating me. This is like a public information broadcast on toilet prep.

 

[Yorkie]

Toilets in bars where someone has been messily sick, and despite being fine yourself it instantly make you feel sick too.

 

[Baines' left foot]

My housemate has recently got a pet cat but she's never in and she's doesn't let it out the house, so the poor thing is sat on it's own all day miaowing and annoying everyone. I feel sorry for it but for some reason it's scared of me and so rarely lets me near it. So frustrating. If you can't look after an animal properly then don't get one ffs.

 

[Tigger]

My housemate has recently got a pet cat but she's never in and she's doesn't let it out the house, so the poor thing is sat on it's own all day miaowing and annoying everyone. I feel sorry for it but for some reason it's scared of me and so rarely lets me near it. So frustrating. If you can't look after an animal properly then don't get one ffs.

RSPCA the ho.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Won a few quid today, and to kill a few minutes just tried to put a quid on a virtual horse race. Accidently put a tenner win on it instead, and the absolute shitehawk came second. FFS.

 

[l4toffee]

My housemate has recently got a pet cat but she's never in and she's doesn't let it out the house, so the poor thing is sat on it's own all day miaowing and annoying everyone. I feel sorry for it but for some reason it's scared of me and so rarely lets me near it. So frustrating. If you can't look after an animal properly then don't get one ffs.

cats hate WOOLS mate

 

[Baines' left foot]

cats hate WOOLS mate

But your mum's pu$$y loves me.

 

[silent bob]

Keith Lemon.

 

[The Cowboy]

Babysitting for my sister in law. Back 11-11.30 she said. Nearly midnight and I'm still sat here. Effing pisstake. Got kids of my own waking me up in 6hrs time!