'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[silent bob]

I' have fitted a new toilet seat.

 

[Durham Toffee]

I'm going for a Thai tonight.

A meal. Not a bride.

 

[larbert toffee]

I' have fitted a new toilet seat.

Was it a fancy one or bog standard?

 

[Durham Toffee]

Was it a fancy one or bog standard?

He's flush enough.

 

[larbert toffee]

He's flush enough.

Stop pulling his chain

 

[Baines' left foot]

I'm going here tomorrow afternoon to see two of my favourite DJ's play some funky beats. Weather forecast is 25C with not a cloud in the sky.

Perfect.

 

[Durham Toffee]

Stop pulling his chain

If you're in cistern.

 

[Durham Toffee]

I'm going here tomorrow afternoon to see two of my favourite DJ's play some funky beats. Weather forecast is 25C with not a cloud in the sky.

Perfect.

Far too young and hip for me.

 

[COYB]

I' have fitted a new toilet seat.

 

[silent bob]

He's flush enough.

Stop pulling his chain

I think we should close the lid on this.

 

[larbert toffee]

I'm going here tomorrow afternoon to see two of my favourite DJ's play some funky beats. Weather forecast is 25C with not a cloud in the sky.

Perfect.

Do they sell speckled hen?

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Thread's going down the pan...

 

[Durham Toffee]

I think we should close the lid on this.

Indeed.

It's getting potty.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Far too young and hip for me.

Realistically I've only got a couple of years left!

Do they sell speckled hen?

I'll be surprised if they sell anything other than lukewarm cans of Red Stripe for £6.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Bought some compost