Farhad Moshiri

[silent bob]

I'm genuinely no good at anything.

My Dutch friends are often happy that I can say shopping trolley in their nature tongue though. That's my use.

That was one my first posts on this forum.

Get your own material!

 

[chicoazul]

sounds like light dinner table entertainment if I ever heard it.
The kind where you go to the toilet and the laughing only gets louder

They're good cooks and hosts who I regularly dine with, there's a whole colony of them. I am now para they're laughing at me when in the bogs.

 

[zirc]

You spelled Margherita wrong mate

I'm joking, I love dutch people.

Norwegians tho...fume intensifies

At a major risk of being off topic...

 

[JimEFC]

I spent one night in Holland, the wife showed me how to get the porn channels on the TV and the wife's friend gave me the spare key in case everyone else was asleep.

So we watched porn for a bit and then I went out, then when I came back they were still watching porn.

Holland.

[I guess that's not everyone, but this was about 8 people]
"The wife" isnt my wife,,, I mean the wife in the household I was staying in.

 

[zirc]

They're good cooks and hosts who I regularly dine with, there's a whole colony of them. I am now para they're laughing at me when in the bogs.

Tell you what mate, come to Amsterdam, I will show you some places that make Garlands and the Lisbon look like a Victorian library.

 

[blulouie]

At a major risk of being off topic...

What a ref,what a guy, can we have him tomorow,love to see him brandishing a Red Card to Andy Carrol.

 

[silent bob]

Tell you what mate, come to Amsterdam, I will show you some places that make Garlands and the Lisbon look like a Victorian library.

If it`s all the same with you...er...no thanks.

 

[Kiwi]

They're good cooks and hosts who I regularly dine with, there's a whole colony of them. I am now para they're laughing at me when in the bogs.

Aye Dutch food is fantastic.
I find they're usually a very polite people so I think you're probably safe

 

[silent bob]

Aye Dutch food is fantastic.
I find they're usually a very polite people so I think you're probably safe

Extremely polite and friendly but mayonnaise on chips??

Have a word.

 

[chicoazul]

Tell you what mate, come to Amsterdam, I will show you some places that make Garlands and the Lisbon look like a Victorian library.

I was there a couple of months ago lid. I'd like to live in Jordaan please.

 

[Kiwi]

Extremely polite and friendly but mayonnaise on chips??

Have a word.

Mayo on Chips is boss mate.

So is Moshiri hopefully

 

[chicoazul]

Extremely polite and friendly but mayonnaise on chips??

Have a word.

Mayo and chips is for enhanced tastebuds.

It's a useful filter to check who's worth dining with and who's not.

Those who can't taste the goodness in chips with mayo has not tasted life itself.

 

[chicoazul]

Ah no it's Everton forum isn't it?

Boss new owner.

 

[zirc]

Aye Dutch food is fantastic.

Have you ever actually had dutch food...It's generally variations on boiled potatoes. I will grant you that our mayonnaise is the stuff of gods (although belgian mayo is better, but shhh)

How ace is Farhad Moshiri though, we're gonna win the league yes really actually.

 

[chicoazul]

Have you ever actually had dutch food...It's generally variations on boiled potatoes. I will grant you that our mayonnaise is the stuff of gods (although belgian mayo is better, but shhh)

How ace is Farhad Moshiri though, we're gonna win the league yes really actually.

What's that stuff you do at Christmas? Sounds like krakenboosh or something mad in Dutch.

That's ace whatever it is.

Really pleased to see ambition return to Everton. Got to capitalise on this good feeling factor.