Pal. Seriously, come on.
Ok, have your two that hit the post - it's a reasonable point. It's now eight shots.
Shots off target don't generally lead to goals, at least not as often as shots ON target do. Presumably the system you referred to earlier isn't designed for maximising the number of off-target shots we register in a game.
We had over thirty shots, yes. It's an official stat, I agree. The official stats also say that only six of those shots were on target (and we're adding the two that hit the post, as agreed).
The fact that WBA had ten men in their area for most of the game does NOT make our high number of shots a greater achievement; in fact, in lessens the achievement because WBA were, according to the official stats, conceding huge chunks of possession and territory to us. The natural consequence of these concessions is that we would have an increased opportunity to take more shots, particularly from outside the area.
The crux of this issue is the theory that the likelihood of a shot to be off target or blocked increases in proportion to the distance from which the shot is taken - we took lots of long-range shots because WBA were happy to let us do so, relying on the fact that most of them would be off-target or blocked. The official stats show that WBA were right.
I don't place the blame on the players failing to score 25-yard screamers through a box packed with warm bodies, because that's a very difficult thing to do. I place the blame on a game plan that did not facilitate us having more close-range (and therefore statistically more likely to score) chances.