minor things that make you fume

[summerisle]

Hahaha. I get that look a lot. "Problem?"

Descended from an Egyptian princess no doubt.

 

[jal123]

Descended from an Egyptian princess no doubt.

Nah, chairman Mao and Benjamin netanyahu

 

[ItsOKImAPilot]

Descended from an Egyptian princess no doubt.

More like a spawn of hell.

 

[ItsOKImAPilot]

Nah, chairman Mao and Benjamin netanyahu

Makes sense. Māo = 猫 = cat.

 

[summerisle]

More like a spawn of hell.

I'd hate to be your cat.

 

[ItsOKImAPilot]

I'd hate to be your cat.

Haha, I spoil the crap out of it. It owns the solarium which used to be my favorite place to read.

 

[Sapie88]

Telling the missus I'll be back at half 6 to make sure she's in so I can get in.

Gets to ours at 1838 and she's still out, rang her and told her I was outside and I'd text when I was in town and she blanked it, her response was she didn't know why I'd text her that and she'll be 20 minutes.

So here I am sat on the step no doubt building up some lovely Chalfonts.

I left my key in the house.

 

[COYBL25]

Telling the missus I'll be back at half 6 to make sure she's in so I can get in.

Gets to ours at 1838 and she's still out, rang her and told her I was outside and I'd text when I was in town and she blanked it, her response was she didn't know why I'd text her that and she'll be 20 minutes.

So here I am sat on the step no doubt building up some lovely Chalfonts.

I left my key in the house.

To the pub, get smashed and upon return, wake her up, then tell her that if she'd been in as arranged it would never have happened !

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

To the pub, get smashed and upon return, wake her up, then tell her that if she'd been in as arranged it would never have happened !

Fiendishly good plan, sir!

 

[ianefc]

Telling the missus I'll be back at half 6 to make sure she's in so I can get in.

Gets to ours at 1838 and she's still out, rang her and told her I was outside and I'd text when I was in town and she blanked it, her response was she didn't know why I'd text her that and she'll be 20 minutes.

So here I am sat on the step no doubt building up some lovely Chalfonts.

I left my key in the house.

Can you not go an chill with boss blue in your shed?

 

[jal123]

Telling the missus I'll be back at half 6 to make sure she's in so I can get in.

Gets to ours at 1838 and she's still out, rang her and told her I was outside and I'd text when I was in town and she blanked it, her response was she didn't know why I'd text her that and she'll be 20 minutes.

So here I am sat on the step no doubt building up some lovely Chalfonts.

I left my key in the house.

When she returns boot her out for an hour, or she will never learn her lesson.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Woke up with a cold sore and a flare up of my bad skin. Fuming.

 

[cronullasharks]

The way people try not to rustle the crisp packet during a movie at the cinema. It ends up louder especially when about 50 people are all eating a packet at the same time

 

[jaspercabbage]

The way people try not to rustle the crisp packet during a movie at the cinema. It ends up louder especially when about 50 people are all eating a packet at the same time

That's a big packet of crisps.

 

[EDINHO1]

Clothes falling off hangers after you have washed, dried then ironed them.

When the phone doesn't go from the agency but you need the cash