Gareth Barry

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chicoazul said:
hears murmurs*

opens vaults from the inside and looks out*

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/antolin-alcaraz.57277/page-144#post-3442374
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You are a gigantic, spurting volcano of pure smegma.

That's a post I stand by. Unlike some who never ever change their opinions and refuse to offer a balanced one, I criticised him slightly (but mainly Martinez for not resting him) after a long period of poor form. But this season and at the tail end of last he's been back to his best, so people on his case now are being unfair.

The vast majority of my posts about Barry are glowing with praise and always have been. Stop making people afraid to have opinions. If we were all as fence-happy as you this place would be as neutered and riveting as a scolded celebrity's legal press release.
 

RFUS said:
You are a gigantic, spurting volcano of pure smegma.

That's a post I stand by. Unlike some who never ever change their opinions and refuse to offer a balanced one, I criticised him slightly (but mainly Martinez for not resting him) after a long period of poor form. But this season and at the tail end of last he's been back to his best, so people on his case now are being unfair.

The vast majority of my posts about Barry are glowing with praise and always have been. Stop making people afraid to have opinions. If we were all as fence-happy as you this place would be as neutered and riveting as a scolded celebrity's legal press release.
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So in summary you pissed the bed when Everton had a bad game and Barry was out of form but are happy to admit you were dead wrong and therefore we should disregard your analysis of Everton players as being prone to hysteria?
 
chicoazul said:
So in summary you pissed the bed when Everton had a bad game and Barry was out of form but are happy to admit you were dead wrong and therefore we should disregard your analysis of Everton players as being prone to hysteria?
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That post was in March, most of the way through a season, you biff. Hardly a spur of the moment, reactive post. Barry had not been having a great season, and after so long my opinion slowly changed and I felt he needed to be dropped.

He wasn't, and eventually hit form again, and since has been brilliant. And so I've done little but praise the man since.

You're a tedious WUM sometimes, Chico. It's not like I wanted him to be burned at the stake, just dropped, as he was in poor form. And he really was, or are you trying to tell me otherwise? Or are you trying to tell me that we should all be DaveK and stick with one opinion forever and always, ignoring form or context?
 
RFUS said:
That post was in March, most of the way through a season, you biff. Hardly a spur of the moment, reactive post. Barry had not been having a great season, and after so long my opinion slowly changed and I felt he needed to be dropped.

He wasn't, and eventually hit form again, and since has been brilliant.

You're a tedious WUM sometimes, Chico. It's not like I wanted him to be burned at the stake, just dropped, as he was in poor form. Are you trying to tell me otherwise? Or are you trying to tell me that we should all be DaveK and stick with one opinion forever and always, ignoring form or context?
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I am liking your post mate.
 
RFUS said:
That post was in March, most of the way through a season, you biff. Hardly a spur of the moment, reactive post. Barry had not been having a great season, and after so long my opinion slowly changed and I felt he needed to be dropped.

He wasn't, and eventually hit form again, and since has been brilliant. And so I've done little but praise the man since.

You're a tedious WUM sometimes, Chico. It's not like I wanted him to be burned at the stake, just dropped, as he was in poor form. And he really was, or are you trying to tell me otherwise? Or are you trying to tell me that we should all be DaveK and stick with one opinion forever and always, ignoring form or context?
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I think the lady doth protest too much if one is merely a "tedious WUM".

I accept your apology and all I hope is that yo and the rest of the twenty something pant pissers realize that players are subject to form and that we shouldn't write them off too easy.

That's all really.
 

chicoazul said:
I think the lady doth protest too much if one is merely a "tedious WUM".

I accept your apology and all I hope is that yo and the rest of the twenty something pant pissers realize that players are subject to form and that we shouldn't write them off too easy.

That's all really.
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You'll probably find the odd reactive post as Everton make me hit DEFCON FUME about 3 times a month, but generally I like to think I give all players a chance and try to apply context. My opinions change after sustained periods of good/bad form, like Barry's last season.

I imagine the complex curved nature of the forming and evolution of an opinion goes over your sizeable head (presumably with the aid of a SpaceX Rocket), given that you sit on the fence so regularly your (2nd most productive) crap-spewing hole must be 50% splinters.
 
RFUS said:
You'll probably find the odd reactive post as Everton make me hit DEFCON FUME about 3 times a month, but generally I like to think I give all players a chance and try to apply context. My opinions change after sustained periods of good/bad form, like Barry's last season.

I imagine the complex curved nature of the forming and evolution of an opinion goes over your sizeable head (presumably with the aid of a SpaceX Rocket), given that you sit on the fence so regularly your (2nd most productive) crap-spewing hole must be 50% splinters.
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doesn't offer opinion: does tedious big preview every week full of opinion.

Difference is that I don't piss the bed too often and try to avoid hysteria and writing stuff when I'm dead angry because Everton didn't give me some reflected glory.

I hope that you feel thoroughly ashamed every week when Barry is the maestro of our midfield. Barry is to you what Lukaku is to @Tubey and I for one shall never forget.
 
chicoazul said:
doesn't offer opinion: does tedious big preview every week full of opinion.

Difference is that I don't piss the bed too often and try to avoid hysteria and writing stuff when I'm dead angry because Everton didn't give me some reflected glory.

I hope that you feel thoroughly ashamed every week when Barry is the maestro of our midfield. Barry is to you what Lukaku is to @Tubey and I for one shall never forget.
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Except I was positive about Barry from day 1 and have spent many hours defending Barry amidst a lot of criticism. As I'm sure @LinekersLegs will attest.

And your previews don't really count as opinion, mate. Shows how underdeveloped your comprehension of an opinion is. Reusing wool jokes and having a guess at a line up? Hardly putting yourself out there. You'll definitely cast an opinion on the opposition, but then the opposition aren't on here distracting themselves from their mid-life crises by vaulting you, are they?
 
RFUS said:
Except I was positive about Barry from day 1 and have spent many hours defending Barry amidst a lot of criticism. As I'm sure @LinekersLegs will attest.

And your previews don't really count as opinion, mate. Shows how underdeveloped your comprehension of an opinion is. Reusing wool jokes and having a guess at a line up? Hardly putting yourself out there. You'll definitely cast an opinion on the opposition, but then the opposition aren't on here distracting themselves from their mid-life crises by vaulting you, are they?
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And yet despite all that steadfast supposed Barry support you threw him under the bus and expect us to believe you? Clearly so staunch!

No arguing the surmising of my previews though.

Fresh out of Pokemon and straight into FIFA Ultimate Team. There's a wider problem here with the kids in our society, they actually believe they can trade their way to success better than the guy appointed as Everton manager. They even think they have better awareness of tactics.

Parents if you're reading this I urge you to restrict the PS4 and Xbox, it's addling their tiny minds and turning them into cringey Geordies.
 


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