Everton Transfer Thread 2016

ijjysmith · January 19, 2016

CaptainBlood said:
Our need is far greater than theirs

It really isn't.

Professor Toffee · January 19, 2016

ijjysmith said:
Utterly off topic, but was talking about drugs with Mrs Ij the other day. I have a very sensitive nose so we decided it best I never ever snort coke in my life because I'd sneeze for about 9 years.

Anyway, Yarms to Arsenal. Makes sense. Joel Campbell out. Yarmz in. Title is theirs.

Id say dont worry about the sneezing but the absorption of the drug and subsequent MI
Careful now!
Cant see Wenger spending that much in January but you may just be right!

lancs blue · January 19, 2016

If we're going to sign someone like Yarmelenko the word phenomenal will have to be used alot in talks I guess

Moomin · January 19, 2016

CaptainBlood said:
Our need is far greater than theirs

They will pay more wages and can offer the champions league football he desires, if it's a choice between us and Arsenal he will go with them.

streeky · January 19, 2016

LAST PLAYER WE NEED IN THIS SIDE IS YARMS. WE NEED A KEEPER AND A SUPER SNIDEY MIDFIELD LEADER ( ROY KEANE) (REIDY) (GRAVESON) TYPE WHO GET THIS TEAM OF CHOIR BOYS AND MAKE MEN OUT OF THEM.

streeky · January 19, 2016

Sorry caps lock on previous post, I wasn't shouting.

Kiwi · January 19, 2016

streeky said:
LAST PLAYER WE NEED IN THIS SIDE IS YARMS. WE NEED A KEEPER AND A SUPER SNIDEY MIDFIELD LEADER ( ROY KEANE) (REIDY) (GRAVESON) TYPE WHO GET THIS TEAM OF CHOIR BOYS AND MAKE MEN OUT OF THEM.

Do you want a microphone lad?

streeky · January 19, 2016

Kiwi said:
Do you want a microphone lad?

and a soapbox

royalbalou · January 19, 2016

streeky said:
LAST PLAYER WE NEED IN THIS SIDE IS YARMS. WE NEED A KEEPER AND A SUPER SNIDEY MIDFIELD LEADER ( ROY KEANE) (REIDY) (GRAVESON) TYPE WHO GET THIS TEAM OF CHOIR BOYS AND MAKE MEN OUT OF THEM.

Rooney

Darth Vader · January 19, 2016

Been told this morning he's now going to look at a loan to get cover for RB

That lad from Arsenal has been mentioned (can't spell his name)

USABlue · January 19, 2016

Darth Vader said:
Been told this morning he's now going to look at a loan to get cover for RB

That lad from Arsenal has been mentioned (can't spell his name)

debuchy?

kithnou · January 19, 2016

USABlue said:
debuchy?

Gesundheit!

matty1878 · January 19, 2016

Debuchy is poo. Least I think he already doesn't play at Arsenal he's not guna wanna sit on our bench for theres.

ijjysmith · January 19, 2016

Darth Vader said:
Been told this morning he's now going to look at a loan to get cover for RB

That lad from Arsenal has been mentioned (can't spell his name)

'Been told'

Fresh Prince of Belle Val · January 19, 2016

marnie said:
That would be Evertons luck......... Just about to sign the greatest prospect in world football........... then he has a change of heart and has a sex change. Everton That.

It did happen, he was called Lars Jacobsen. The Danish girl/boy/full back.