The Car Diagnostics Thread......

[Brendan Janus]

My fuel light is on, what do i do ?

Switch it off !!

 

[Get_Jo_On]

Astra VXR eh......?

They're decent motors, in a straight line. I have considered one but the gearbox issues scare me.

 

[SerenityNigh]

Have you tried turning your car off and turning it on again?

Not yet, but I'll try this. I'm hungry and nearly out of gas, so I need a solution soon. I do have a good parking space, though.

 

[deipnosophist]

My car has a nasty rash, any ideas?

Put some penicillin in its tank.

 

[ijjysmith]

Not yet, but I'll try this. I'm hungry and nearly out of gas, so I need a solution soon. I do have a good parking space, though.

Unplug the battery. Blow on it. Then plug it in again.

 

[SerenityNigh]

Unplug the battery. Blow on it. Then plug it in again.

I thought that was only if I get the flashing red light?

 

[SpurtingLesbian]

Does my Big End look big in this thread?

 

[chrismpw]

Put some penicillin in its tank.

Make sure it's a leaded pencil in the tank.

 

[Milk]

Does my Big End look big in this thread?

No ..... but your gudgeon pin does

 

[Tramps_mate]

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Yeah, I do get the feeling at times that the car is trying to kill me.

Is it remapped?

 

[mezzrow]

My headlight bulb has gone. Ford Fiesta 2003. Where do I get one from and are they easy to change?

Welcome to the 21st century. You're welcome.

I want a 3 cylinder car cause I'm a fruit

As long as you're not pineapple on pizza, enjoy your fruity 3-cylinder life.

 

[mezzrow]

I thought that was only if I get the flashing red light?

Vapor lock. You'll need to flush the entire system.

 

[SerenityNigh]

Vapor lock. You'll need to flush the entire system.

How long do I hold my breath?

 

[Toffeelover]

Does my Big End look big in this thread?

Looks big in all the threads.lol

 

[mezzrow]

How long do I hold my breath?

Get a mirror. And an Everton home jersey as a color guide.

The rest is up to you. A perfect match between the jersey and your face is your goal.

You can trust my advice. I have a Master's degree.