minor things that make you fume

jal123 · November 12, 2015

Steve0 said:
International breaks.

Not a 'minor' thing though, actually they're worse than AIDS in some ways. Have all the international games at the end of the season in a three week burst or something. Nothing more depressing than these things, to make things worse I always try to make them interesting by putting mad bets on and losing a s--- load of money.

Cameron's Britain.

They are the absolute worst because you always say that you won't watch England then tomorrow night at half 8 you'll be volleying the telly in as Clive tyldsley screams ROOOONEEEYYY as the shredded wheat headed potato misses another chance. I hate it.

Baines' left foot · November 12, 2015

jal123 said:
They are the absolute worst because you always say that you won't watch England then tomorrow night at half 8 you'll be volleying the telly in as Clive tyldsley screams ROOOONEEEYYY as the shredded wheat headed potato misses another chance. I hate it.

Put it on mute then.

ItsOKImAPilot · November 12, 2015

horrible Horrible HORRIBLE neck pain today. From my left ear down into my shoulder with the sorest concentration at the base of my head. Must have slept on it wrong and am paying an incredibly irritating price for it.

GlosBlue · November 12, 2015

BlockHead said:
Somewhat conversely, I ordered something from Amazon yesterday under the impression that it might/would take up to 15 days... and this morning I got the e-mail advising the goods have been despatched !!

I wouldn't count your chickens yet. If it's coming from USA it may take a while. Or if they use Yodel! Ha ha

Baines' left foot · November 12, 2015

BlockHead said:
Somewhat conversely, I ordered something from Amazon yesterday under the impression that it might/would take up to 15 days... and this morning I got the e-mail advising the goods have been despatched !!

Amazon have always been spot on with me. It's the first place I go to for anything online.

rbm · November 12, 2015

Larry said:
Bellend of a housemate kicking off his trainers before he goes inside the house and just leaving them there, I mean directly outside where your feet go, not on the hinge side of the door like normal people but exactly where I put my foot every morning.
We had words and he wont change..

So every morning this week one of his shoes gets a swift kick whilst I leave and ends up down the path, can't wait for the heavy rain to start!

Shared for years in my younger days ( I'm close to being a grizzled arl arse now ) and I hated it. Why don't these gobdaw people show the merest hint of social grace?

Kick his ratty trainers under a car.

coollino · November 13, 2015

'Minimum donation'

Ashtonian · November 13, 2015

Baines' left foot said:
Amazon have always been spot on with me. It's the first place I go to for anything online.

Best be using the amazon link

bol-uk · November 13, 2015

Killing "Jihadi John" so quickly and painlessly.

He deserved some proper punishment.

The Cowboy · November 13, 2015

coollino said:
'Minimum donation'

Oh yes. Such an oxymoron. Would be interested to know how self-sufficient the likes of Tate Modern, Natural History Museum etc are, away from public donations.

Norwegian Cow · November 13, 2015

that I cant write the swearword " sh** " I dont know a good word in english to use instead.. any tips? If i want to call a bad player sh** , what can I use instead? "poor" or "bad " doesnt quiet cut it.

The Cowboy · November 13, 2015

Norwegian Cow said:
that I cant write the swearword " sh** " I dont know a good word in english to use instead.. any tips? If i want to call a bad player sh** , what can I use instead? "poor" or "bad " doesnt quiet cut it.

shid. Or excrement.