minor things that make you fume

[Brendan Janus]

Wish I could write

 

[Toast]

Bellend of a housemate kicking off his trainers before he goes inside the house and just leaving them there, I mean directly outside where your feet go, not on the hinge side of the door like normal people but exactly where I put my foot every morning.
We had words and he wont change..

So every morning this week one of his shoes gets a swift kick whilst I leave and ends up down the path, can't wait for the heavy rain to start!

His trainers should have disappeared ages ago.

 

[AndyC]

Bellend of a housemate kicking off his trainers before he goes inside the house and just leaving them there, I mean directly outside where your feet go, not on the hinge side of the door like normal people but exactly where I put my foot every morning.
We had words and he wont change..

So every morning this week one of his shoes gets a swift kick whilst I leave and ends up down the path, can't wait for the heavy rain to start!

Take a dump in one of them, that'll sharpen him up a tad

 

[The Cowboy]

WRITING!
Writing stuff down. I forgot how much I hate it. Just had to write an address on an envelope and it pi55ed me off.

Made me think about being in school and having to copy stuff off the board until your arm ached and your writing looked like it was done by Stephen HAwking. Also, lazy teaching - copy off the board ffs, earn your money and tell us about it instead.

My abiding memory of learning by rote like that was sex education, in a Catholic school. They were so embarrassed that they'd just write it on the board or dictate really slowly so you lose all context. They can still claim it's been taught.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Ordered something from John Lewis for click and collect on Tuesday. Should have been ready for collection yesterday, it wasn't, still isn't today, and won't be there until tomorrow. For a company that prides itself on customer service it's a bit of a piss take.

SAKE.

 

[l4toffee]

Ordered something from John Lewis for click and collect on Tuesday. Should have been ready for collection yesterday, it wasn't, still isn't today, and won't be there until tomorrow. For a company that prides itself on customer service it's a bit of a piss take.

SAKE.

aww

 

[ToffeeDoug]

Ordered something from John Lewis for click and collect on Tuesday. Should have been ready for collection yesterday, it wasn't, still isn't today, and won't be there until tomorrow. For a company that prides itself on customer service it's a bit of a piss take.

SAKE.

And so close to Christmas as well.

 

[Baines' left foot]

aww

KOFF

 

[Toast]

There's a lad playing snooker in the champions event on itv4 here.

He is 15 years old.

fuming I send my kids to school here, and not down the snooker hall.

 

[Larry]

His trainers should have disappeared ages ago.

Take a dump in one of them, that'll sharpen him up a tad

No I'm having much more fun this way.
I've recently moved in to the house and this lad thinks he's the big daddy of the place.
I bet he gets tired of picking them up before I do kicking them down the path every morning.

Going to put this little boy back in his box!

 

[AndyC]

Ordered something from John Lewis for click and collect on Tuesday. Should have been ready for collection yesterday, it wasn't, still isn't today, and won't be there until tomorrow. For a company that prides itself on customer service it's a bit of a piss take.

SAKE.

Somewhat conversely, I ordered something from Amazon yesterday under the impression that it might/would take up to 15 days... and this morning I got the e-mail advising the goods have been despatched !!

 

[glorydaze]

People driving 4 x4 type cars sitting at traffic lights with a foot on the brake, the brake lights are bright as....... Put your handbrake on ffs.

 

[Huyton Layne]

Fog lights. You coming over a brow and blinding me when there visibility over a mile. One day I'm gonna go insane and follow people just so I can smash their fog lights when they park up.

 

[Steve0]

International breaks.

Not a 'minor' thing though, actually they're worse than AIDS in some ways. Have all the international games at the end of the season in a three week burst or something. Nothing more depressing than these things, to make things worse I always try to make them interesting by putting mad bets on and losing a s--- load of money.

Cameron's Britain.

 

[Eggs]

International breaks.

Not a 'minor' thing though, actually they're worse than AIDS in some ways. Have all the international games at the end of the season in a three week burst or something. Nothing more depressing than these things, to make things worse I always try to make them interesting by putting mad bets on and losing a s--- load of money.

Cameron's Britain.

....an international break after Liverpool have lost at home to Palace is quite good.