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[Baines' left foot]

Haha. Nope, a VW Golf is the best one I can choose from. I'm in the bottom category!

Yeah there's a lot to consider.

If I wanted to include unlimited private miles, then it'd cost me another £3,000 a year. Reimbursing the company works out a lot cheaper and you only pay the mileage at cost (more or less), which is the case whether I take a company car or the car allowance. But yeah, tyres, servicing, insurance, MOT, tax is all included in the cost.

If my calculations are correct, I'd roughly lost out on over £530 a month if I took the company car instead of the car allowance. Put MOT, insurance, servicing and tax in to the equation and it's only about £1100-£1300 a year, (insurance will increase slightly as I'll have to declare it as Class 1 business use). Tyres about half that as I only buy Michelins brah and they last forever.

Just realised that message makes no sense at the end but whatever.

Just found out I can get 2 for 1 cinema tickets for a whole year for doing my car insurance with that meerkat thing. Not bad.

 

[l4toffee]

Is she fit?

I didn't see her mate just heard her. She had that bimbo Cali girl type voice so very probably a stunner

 

[Gwlacticos]

I'm off work tomorrow. I'm going to cut the grass and clean the car. I am currently farting in the bath, preparing for a night out with my missus.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

I didn't see her mate just heard her. She had that bimbo Cali girl type voice so very probably a stunner

Thanks mate. On my way now.

 

[blue4eva77]

A girl who i met 2 weeks ago, who has rather large breasts, just asked me would i like to go hiking with her in 2 weeks.

 

[LocalNative]

A girl who i met 2 weeks ago, who has rather large breasts, just asked me would i like to go hiking with her in 2 weeks.

Climbing your way straight into her muff at this rate.

 

[Huyton Layne]

Forearm splints. Did a bunch of yard work and now I'm in agony.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Just had a Burger King large Whopper meal.

Filled a gap I guess

 

[DualityNSNO]

A girl who i met 2 weeks ago, who has rather large breasts, just asked me would i like to go hiking with her in 2 weeks.

She wants the D.

Also pics or GTFO, you know the rules. x

 

[Yorkie]

My favorite pub has been closed because there was a marijuana farm in the attic. Gutted.

 

[Huyton Layne]

My favorite pub has been closed because there was a marijuana farm in the attic. Gutted.

Gutted about the pub or the farm?

 

[Deleted member 28206]

A girl who i met 2 weeks ago, who has rather large breasts, just asked me would i like to go hiking with her in 2 weeks.

Lucky [Poor language removed]

 

[Yorkie]

Gutted about the pub or the farm?

The pub mostly, never got chance to use their other services. I thought it was commendable them growing their business.

 

[Eggs]

...today I made fish pie for the first time and everybody eat it.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Hit some balls at the range, trying to tame the 3 wood currently. Decent with the irons but the bigger clubs are tough.