a bell maul
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lol at the miserable kipper on slippy there. Looks like he's regretting the move , which makes me happy
ECHO Comment: "Fears of Witch-hunt Against Liverpool FC"
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# loanhimbackynwaaaa
And you two are adding to the posts! Erm.
deipnosophist
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Whilst the irony of a thread about Liverpool being one of the longest on GOT is not lost on many members, there exists good reason as to why such is extant. For example :
Whilst the irony of a thread about Liverpool being one of the longest on GOT is not lost on many members, there exists good reason as to why such is extant. For example :
Don Henley has really let himself go of late....
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I'm sure the gaff LA galaxy have given him to stay in for ' free' will help.
The GOT Alternative RS PL (GARPL)
So, instead of the RAWK having all the fun telling us in 5,000 words why they will win the league and what results they need I thought it would be interesting to create an alternative Title Race (with, hopefully, a significant amount of pishtaking thrown in).
Let's look at their first few fixtures and results (as projected by RedMen TV (or something like that):
Stoke away - a routine 3-0 slapping of the Sex Toy flashers. No Sterling and no Old Man Stevie (Blessed be he, King of All Huyton). The new boys gel and we rack up a 3-0 half-time lead before resting Worldies Coutinho, Ferminho and Ibe.
Bournemouth home - Bournemouth snatched a late point in the opening home game and they hold out for 30 minutes before Der Red Men slam 4 past them (including a Distin ogee, der Bitter!) - top of der table laa.. Champions of August..
Arsenal away - first big test but emerge with flying colours - da ref denies us 2 clear pens and a dodgy offside goal by Sanchez deny us all the points after Ferminho hits der goal of der season like from 30 yards...plus der Bitter Arteta should have been off like.. still top of der league laa..
West Ham home - haa haa, Ex-Bitter Bilic gets a hammering as der Red Men are flying.. 5-0 laa..have it.
Man Utd away - der basstard reff.. dat was miles offside from the Bitter Rooney plus I saw him spit... 1-1 draw like so still top of der league lads, Dis is Arr yeearrr like er dis is our yeaarr.
Norwich home - ha ha.. 6-0 laa.. havit..
Villa home - good job we blew 30mil on Benteke on deadline day.. 2-1 win thanks to der lifelong Belgie Kopite.. and Origi gets his first goal. Top of der league laa..
Everton away - dem jammy bitters. Dat was never a peno.. no way. - and dey shoulda had like 3 men sent off.. it's a conspiracy - 1-1 draw.
Tottenham away - ha ha Spurs annuder tonking at Der Lane. Nice goal of the season from Ferminho.. 2-0 easy, dis is our year like.
Southampton home - beat our reserve side 3-0 ha ha.. goal of the decade from Llalana and one each for Clyne and Lovren!
Chelsea away - dat Hazard, basstard.. 1-1 draw - dis is our year like.. come on...
So, instead of the RAWK having all the fun telling us in 5,000 words why they will win the league and what results they need I thought it would be interesting to create an alternative Title Race (with, hopefully, a significant amount of pishtaking thrown in).
Let's look at their first few fixtures and results (as projected by RedMen TV (or something like that):
Stoke away - a routine 3-0 slapping of the Sex Toy flashers. No Sterling and no Old Man Stevie (Blessed be he, King of All Huyton). The new boys gel and we rack up a 3-0 half-time lead before resting Worldies Coutinho, Ferminho and Ibe.
Bournemouth home - Bournemouth snatched a late point in the opening home game and they hold out for 30 minutes before Der Red Men slam 4 past them (including a Distin ogee, der Bitter!) - top of der table laa.. Champions of August..
Arsenal away - first big test but emerge with flying colours - da ref denies us 2 clear pens and a dodgy offside goal by Sanchez deny us all the points after Ferminho hits der goal of der season like from 30 yards...plus der Bitter Arteta should have been off like.. still top of der league laa..
West Ham home - haa haa, Ex-Bitter Bilic gets a hammering as der Red Men are flying.. 5-0 laa..have it.
Man Utd away - der basstard reff.. dat was miles offside from the Bitter Rooney plus I saw him spit... 1-1 draw like so still top of der league lads, Dis is Arr yeearrr like er dis is our yeaarr.
Norwich home - ha ha.. 6-0 laa.. havit..
Villa home - good job we blew 30mil on Benteke on deadline day.. 2-1 win thanks to der lifelong Belgie Kopite.. and Origi gets his first goal. Top of der league laa..
Everton away - dem jammy bitters. Dat was never a peno.. no way. - and dey shoulda had like 3 men sent off.. it's a conspiracy - 1-1 draw.
Tottenham away - ha ha Spurs annuder tonking at Der Lane. Nice goal of the season from Ferminho.. 2-0 easy, dis is our year like.
Southampton home - beat our reserve side 3-0 ha ha.. goal of the decade from Llalana and one each for Clyne and Lovren!
Chelsea away - dat Hazard, basstard.. 1-1 draw - dis is our year like.. come on...
Still no comment from the useless git on the matter and I doubt that'll change
dave abrahams
Player Valuation: £8m
He never looks happy no matter where he is, he's just a natural sad sack!!!!
Gerrard bought 500 bottles of beer for the LA Galaxy supporters, responsible that, way to send out a positive message to kids and discourage drink driving.
Chang Elephant
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Stevie seems sad, but Alex is a popular and sociable young lady, he should be happy she's made so many male friends in LA already
How many final pieces has that jigsaw had now then ????
....Come October it will be back in the box in pieces for another year.
It's amazing how they think that raiding lots of other people's jigsaw box for odd pieces that they think will fit their picture is gonna work!! Though, to be fair, they've tried to take quite a few from the St Mary's edition so at least some of those should fit together..
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