minor things that make you fume

[Moomin]

One of my managers on the desk next to mine. He utters words to himself, you then reply asking 'what?' He then says he was talking to himself. Then he makes noises like 'huh', 'ah' and then other times sounds like Donald Duck.

Hours upon hours sitting next to him, ffs.

Sounds like sexual frustration, like you want him to talk to you then he passionately kisses you on the lips and forces his tongue into your mouth. While his hand touches you on the thigh and works it way up.........



You best go the toilet cubicle for a monkey fag break.

 

[SteRobbo84]

My missus can't drive and so I might as well put effin Delta plates on the car! Either learn to drive or learn to get the bus/train/taxi like everyone else!

 

[Maxwell]

One of my managers on the desk next to mine. He utters words to himself, you then reply asking 'what?' He then says he was talking to himself. Then he makes noises like 'huh', 'ah' and then other times sounds like Donald Duck.

Hours upon hours sitting next to him, ffs.

A guy has just started at my workplace and sits opposite me and spends most of his time asking himself rhetorical questions. 'ah what did I do that for' 'hmm what time is my train', 'what should I have for lunch'.

Flat out melt.

 

[GlosBlue]

A guy has just started at my workplace and sits opposite me and spends most of his time asking himself rhetorical questions. 'ah what did I do that for' 'hmm what time is my train', 'what should I have for lunch'.

Flat out melt.

I'd class this as a major thing that makes me fume but here goes... I sit opposite a morbidly obese woman who is disgusting and makes me feel sick. She has a number of catchphrases that are in constant use: "would it be prudent to..." "shall we touch base on this" etc etc. She has an inflated idea of her importance even though I think she may be a bit simple, and everyone moans about her. She is constantly eating (albeit quietly which infuriates me even more!) and even though she is part time and I am full time - I have to move desks when she is in.

 

[Tree13]

I'd class this as a major thing that makes me fume but here goes... I sit opposite a morbidly obese woman who is disgusting and makes me feel sick. She has a number of catchphrases that are in constant use: "would it be prudent to..." "shall we touch base on this" etc etc. She has an inflated idea of her importance even though I think she may be a bit simple, and everyone moans about her. She is constantly eating (albeit quietly which infuriates me even more!) and even though she is part time and I am full time - I have to move desks when she is in.

There's one of her in every office mate, shovelling calories down her gullet every single minute of the day and spouting David Brent-isms

We have two, currently neck and neck in the douchebag diabetes challenge.

 

[GlosBlue]

There's one of her in every office mate, shovelling calories down her gullet every single minute of the day and spouting David Brent-isms

We have two, currently neck and neck in the douchebag diabetes challenge.

Luckily for me it is only one day a week usually. Though it is a Monday which makes the start of the week even worse!

I feel sorry for you having two!

 

[GwladysBlue]

So we're all in agreement, the people we work with are annoying.

 

[Boss_Blue]

even though she is part time and I am full time - I have to move desks when she is in.

Man up and tell her to move her fat arse.

 

[Kiwi]

Having to shave my legs in winter so that I can tape my injuries up.

Tried it unshaved once and will never try it again. It was a slow and painful death.

 

[blue4eva77]

My missus can't drive and so I might as well put effin Delta plates on the car! Either learn to drive or learn to get the bus/train/taxi like everyone else!

Christ mate. Its your girl.

 

[blue4eva77]

See, I love the fact that they do that. England is full of people who seem miserable and passive-aggressively hostile. I try to say "good morning" to people whenever the opportunity arises.

Except on trains - everyone else on the train is a weapons-grade chode. They can all drop dead.

Don't get me wrong it was a big welcome and breath of fresh air when i first moved here, i loved it.

 

[Pienaar's gloves]

People who refer to an airer as a 'clothes horse'.

 

[blue4eva77]

America's funniest videos. AFV.

it's always the shittiest videos that win the dough at the end. Either a video of a dog or baby.

We all know the funniest videos are the ones where people fall off things and hurt themselves.

 

[donalmclean]

standing trying to put petrol into the car and waiting for the people in the petrol station to authorise the pump

 

[cduff]

People clipping their nails behind me on the train!