The irrefutable truth

[chicoazul]

1 - Moutinho is not coming to Everton.
2 - England are a bit gash at international sport.
3 - That pretty young thing in work, you never will; you're too old.
4 - Manual Fernandes is not the next messiah and has turned out incredibly average.
5 - You like to inspect your turd before you flush, you absolute beast.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

1. shouldve signed savage.
2. riquelme is still being held in jla immigration by kopite officials.
3. the new kit is boss.
4. boob tubes and low tops in summer are ace.
5. you eyeball every bird you see whilst driving.
6. if you see a mini you deffo check out the lady driving.

 

[BadWool76]

1 - Moutinho is not coming to Everton.
2 - England are a bit gash at international sport.
3 - That pretty young thing in work, you never will; you're too old.
4 - Manual Fernandes is not the next messiah and has turned out incredibly average.
5 - You like to inspect your turd before you flush, you absolute beast.

Whats wrong with inspecting your turd before you flush ? It gives you an insight into how vile your smells could be if you need to unleash on someone you dont really like . That bit about Moutinho could be right though just dont tell Goat .

 

[Dutch Toffee]

1 - Moutinho is not coming to Everton. Agreed
2 - England are a bit gash at international sport. Agreed
3 - That pretty young thing in work, you never will; you're too old. All women in work are a lot older than me, they never will.
4 - Manual Fernandes is not the next messiah and has turned out incredibly average. I'd still like to have him here
5 - You like to inspect your turd before you flush, you absolute beast. What can I say really?

 

[chicoazul]

Like I said on point five gentlemen, the irrefutable truth.

Glad you agree. Beasts.

 

[BadWool76]

Dutch women are THE most shagable , charming , sexy , femine , beguiling and outright ....... I just love them is all . Ill have a day spare in Holland next week and I cannot wait .

 

[chicoazul]

Dutch women are THE most shagable , charming , sexy , femine , beguiling and outright ....... I just love them is all . Ill have a day spare in Holland next week and I cannot wait .

Thats not irrefutable really.

I slept with one who was a bit average and stalked me somewhat.

 

[Screech]

1. shouldve signed savage. nah...
2. riquelme is still being held in jla immigration by kopite officials. the gits
3. the new kit is boss. Yup
4. boob tubes and low tops in summer are ace. Definitely
5. you eyeball every bird you see whilst driving. If they're fit
6. if you see a mini you deffo check out the lady driving. True.

 

[BadWool76]

Like I said on point five gentlemen, the irrefutable truth.

Glad you agree. Beasts.

Have you ever closely inspected your turd whilst pissed and proded it with your index finger ?

 

[chicoazul]

Never, Ive inspected it visually though.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

Dutch women are THE most shagable , charming , sexy , femine , beguiling and outright ....... I just love them is all . Ill have a day spare in Holland next week and I cannot wait .

Enjoy your stay mate.

 

[BadWool76]

Thats not irrefutable really.

I slept with one who was a bit average and stalked me somewhat.

She was from Belguim .

 

[Screech]

1. I've been listening to MJ alot recently Not bothered abouthis death, just the media coverage reminded me how much I loved his music.
2. Megan Fox is gorgeous
3. It's near im[possible for me to get a part time job anywhere other than McDonalds right now
4. I want that bird off the Veet advert
5. Queen > *

 

[chicoazul]

She was from Belguim .

Ha ha.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

What they said

Plus..

1.The difference between me and a dirty old man is another 15 years
2. There are lots of pretty young things where I work and none of them ever will.
3. Neither will their mothers
4. Watch this space