Not Safe For Work! Steak and bj day

[Dutch Toffee]

Well get your lips round a cucumber and then lick some falafel and stop moaning.

Hahahaha

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Just skip the carrots then.

I'll treat myself to a wank and a wank day.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

I'll treat myself to a wank and a wank day.

In control of your own destiny that.

 

[Donald Twain]

I'll treat myself to a wank and a wank day.

 

[No8Bally]

My wife was watching an old black and white film,

"Look, he's in her bedroom and there's not a hint of filth or sex, " she said.

"There won't be, " I replied, "they're married. "

 

[Eric Djemba-Djemba]

Kebab and a wank for me tonight.

 

[Donald Twain]

My wife was watching an old black and white film,

"Look, he's in her bedroom and there's not a hint of filth or sex, " she said.

"There won't be, " I replied, "they're married. "

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

I've had a Mexican and the other half has gone to bed, to sleep.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

I've had a Mexican and the other half has gone to bed, to sleep.

You got a bj by a Mexican while your wife was asleep?

 

[Fearthainn]

Went for some beach jogging in the morning, followed by an excellent steak at the pub in the afternoon.

I think I have been successful?

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Kebab and a wank for me tonight.

WASH YOUR HANDS FIRST AND AFTERWARDS.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

You got a bj by a Mexican while your wife was asleep?

Quality mate.

 

[Dylan]

Just started my day (NZ FFS!!!). Now I need a steak.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Kebab and a wank for me tonight.

Can't touch Kebab's anymore after finding something that resembled toe nails in the meat!

 

[Bungle]

Bangers and Gash for me today.