HahahahaWell get your lips round a cucumber and then lick some falafel and stop moaning.
HahahahaWell get your lips round a cucumber and then lick some falafel and stop moaning.
Just skip the carrots then.
In control of your own destiny that.I'll treat myself to a wank and a wank day.
My wife was watching an old black and white film,
"Look, he's in her bedroom and there's not a hint of filth or sex, " she said.
"There won't be, " I replied, "they're married. "
You got a bj by a Mexican while your wife was asleep?I've had a Mexican and the other half has gone to bed, to sleep.
WASH YOUR HANDS FIRST AND AFTERWARDS.Kebab and a wank for me tonight.
You got a bj by a Mexican while your wife was asleep?
Kebab and a wank for me tonight.