Loving this thread.brilliant stuff
Great one-liners from @Dutch Toffee. He's definitely won the thread.
Unfortunately for him, I think @Groucho has won the day
Loving this thread.brilliant stuff
Great one-liners from @Dutch Toffee. He's definitely won the thread.
Unfortunately for him, I think @Groucho has won the day

I'll remember that 1 liner from dutch toffee for a long time. Groucho is in for a much better night than I am.fill your boots mateGreat one-liners from @Dutch Toffee. He's definitely won the thread.
Unfortunately for him, I think @Groucho has won the day
Great one-liners from @Dutch Toffee. He's definitely won the thread.
Unfortunately for him, I think @Groucho has won the day
Goes to bed, hands under blanket.Great one-liners from @Dutch Toffee. He's definitely won the thread.
Unfortunately for him, I think @Groucho has won the day
LOL wtf even is a blow job.
FML
I did alright I thought!!
I just told Mrs Malfosse, she said "go to Tesco, you've a better chance of getting them both there"
Tbh, I think she might be.Once you've bummed them, who's arsed?
Good god man!Pie and cry night for some
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